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How 'bout MUZZLE?
After having to endure kiddies run amok in a restaurant yesterday....grumble grumble....
back on geezer bus
Posted by: Coconuts | October 14, 2008 at 07:07 AM
i'll go for that one, or possibly DUCTAPE. Children should be seen and not heard, EVER! as far as restaurants or any public place where I just happen to be. What they do when they are out of my sight is their parents problem.
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 14, 2008 at 07:53 AM
I like it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 14, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Ha! Good way to get your car vandalized though . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 14, 2008 at 09:04 AM
YDIDWEHV
Posted by: Cat R | October 14, 2008 at 09:40 AM
I remember one Virginia license plate I saw a few years back:
I1I1I1I1 (or maybe one character fewer)
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 14, 2008 at 09:55 AM
After reading the 8:28 comment I fulfilled my goal of learning something new every day,
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 14, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Layzeeboy, there are some things, like the 8:28 comment, that man was never meant to know.
Pass the brain bleach, please...
Posted by: Wes S. | October 14, 2008 at 10:40 AM
I'll just stick with the chocolate, thanks.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 14, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Maybe Hansel & Gretel moved to Virginia?
Posted by: Siouxie | October 14, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Surprised no-one has mentioned Mr. Swift yet.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | October 14, 2008 at 01:28 PM
the 8:28 comment
Huh? I don't see one. Was something deleted? Or shouldn't I ask?
Posted by: Cat R | October 14, 2008 at 01:43 PM
Yeah, Cat, it looks like it got deleted. If you're curious, look up "felching". My advice is, "Curiosity killed the cat" is most apropos here.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | October 14, 2008 at 02:26 PM
No, Cat, nothing deleted. It's the 8:28 on the comments under the linked site, and you go back there at your own risk. For some of us, ignorance is indeed bliss.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 14, 2008 at 02:33 PM
OK, I'm gonna trust you. Just had lunch, and it doesn't sound promising.
*blissfully ignorant of the 8:28 and staying that way*
Posted by: Cat R | October 14, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Believe me, Cat, I wish I'd read these comments before those comments. RtWH and MtB are fine, upstanding gentlemen to give you the advice they did. Buy them a beer.
Posted by: WriterDude | October 14, 2008 at 05:00 PM
I don't see what's wrong with this... I love ! Especially with fava beans and a nice Chianti!
Posted by: frodolives | October 14, 2008 at 08:31 PM
oops! be right back!
Posted by: frodolives | October 14, 2008 at 08:32 PM
(If this double posts, it may be because I screwed up the link- I will still blame the bot of course, but if it stole my screw-up, I can't say too much!)
I don't see anything wrong here! I LOVE cabrito! Especially with fava beans and a nice Chianti!
Posted by: frodolives | October 14, 2008 at 08:37 PM