Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
(Thanks to Don Faber, who says he did not take the picture. If anybody knows who did take the picture, this blog would be happy to give that person credit. If "credit" is the word we are looking for.)
Comments
That happens to me everytime I mix Moosehead with Tecate.
THAT'S AWESOME! it would go very well with the White Trash Party i'm going to have soon, in honor of my lawn mower being broken for many weeks. might as well take advantage of the yard i have before i change it.
Gary Owens (local LA radio guy and Laugh-In announcer) coined the term "pumpking pyuck" to describe the innards that have to be removed to make a jack-o-lantern.
I doubt that "Pumpkin Puke" ever occurred to him. At least he never said so on the air.
That happens to me everytime I mix Moosehead with Tecate.
Posted by: CJrun | October 03, 2008 at 09:54 AM
THAT'S AWESOME! it would go very well with the White Trash Party i'm going to have soon, in honor of my lawn mower being broken for many weeks. might as well take advantage of the yard i have before i change it.
Posted by: nora | October 03, 2008 at 09:54 AM
Someone's been reading too much of Calvin & Hobs.... but kibby likes it!
Posted by: Kibby F5⢠| October 03, 2008 at 09:54 AM
punkin puke?
is a little disturbed that someone brought a baby to the party.
Posted by: crossgirl | October 03, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Awww...I wonder what the little kiddies will say when they come up to this house...
It is pretty cool though.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 03, 2008 at 09:56 AM
"White Trash Party"? I'd fit right in! Where? When?
Posted by: pogo | October 03, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Y'all better believe I'm ready.
Posted by: Danny | October 03, 2008 at 10:08 AM
Danny- thanks, keep the ideas comin'!
Posted by: nora | October 03, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Dave, didn't see that exact picture, but here's a bunch of
disgustingexcellent ideas.Posted by: fivver | October 03, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Me too!!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 03, 2008 at 10:15 AM
yack o'lanterns?
Posted by: insomniac | October 03, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Puke or treat, smell my feet ♪
Posted by: MOTW | October 03, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Mmm...pumpkin puke for breakfast viewing!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 03, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Wasted a gourd again on Margaritaville...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 03, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Sheer genius! The candy traps are pretty amusing as well.
Posted by: emkay | October 03, 2008 at 11:17 AM
what's up with the steps to nowhere?
Posted by: crossgirl | October 03, 2008 at 11:36 AM
If anybody knows who did take the picture,
I posed for the one at the bottom. Does that count?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 03, 2008 at 11:55 AM
cg - door is to the right
Posted by: MOTW | October 03, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Geezer Bus⢠alert - "I can't believe I ate the whole th-BRACK!"
Posted by: MOTW | October 03, 2008 at 12:22 PM
My neighborhood would cite them for having open containers. Really.
I need to move.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 03, 2008 at 01:05 PM
Annie, move to Mijammi! No uppity hoity hoity neighbors in MY hood.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 03, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Gary Owens (local LA radio guy and Laugh-In announcer) coined the term "pumpking pyuck" to describe the innards that have to be removed to make a jack-o-lantern.
I doubt that "Pumpkin Puke" ever occurred to him. At least he never said so on the air.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 03, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Swab the puke off the deck, ye scurvy dog!
Posted by: Cat R | October 03, 2008 at 02:58 PM
This is greatness! Brings to mind my birthday a few years ago though. Ugh. Thinking about it makes me hurt all over again.lol
Posted by: sarcasmisonemoreserviceioffer | October 03, 2008 at 03:08 PM