FLORIDA KEYS DOG OWNERS

Don't mess with them.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Christine Kimball and Allen at Division)

Comments

[SW]

How much is that doggie in the minnow?

[Punkin]

The shark's teeth punctured Jake's skin and some muscle on the dog's abdomen, chest and back in a pattern that looked like ''an upside-down smile,'' Sigel said.

A vet tech then spun Jake around and showed the bite was now an UPRIGHT smile. They continued to spin the dog, saying "smile, frown, smile, frown" until the dog vomited, bit the vet and ran yelping from the Animal Hospital.

[chaz]

i would try to save my dog...maybe my wife

[Margaritaville]

Shark bites dog, man bites shark, film at eleven.

[Siouxie]

♬ Oh, the shark bites
with its teeth, yeah!
And it keeps them.. pearly white!♪

[CJrun]

Whew! Good thing, or that shark would have had to rest for a half hour before swimming!

(*snork*@Punkin!)

[oneblankspace]

That is one stone dog. Er, a one-stone dog.

[Hammond Rye]

Smugly points out that cat owners never have this problem. (At least accidentally)

[Allen at Division]

"No time to review the food chain, Batman!"

"You're right, chum!" (Har!)

I'm afraid if I had a little yappy dog (unlikely), and I decided to walk him near a shark beach (Darwinian or Freudian slip?), I would not jump in to fight any shark bigger than the little yappy dog...

[Siouxie]

Our local radio station nuts were interviewing this guy this morning and he said he "dove in like Superman" and punched the shark with both fists.

*Smugly agrees with @ WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

Course I also have two dogs, but they're not the little yappy "appetizer-sized" dogs that a shark would go for.

[Meanie the Blue]

From the classic Wet Tide Story

A terrier rat,
Is a meal in the bay
From the first time it's wet
To it's last swimmin' day.

When your young rat
Terrier pooch hits the drink,
You need Greg L. around,
He won't let him sink!

He's never alone,
So if he gets ingested
Or sinks like a stone
With predators expected,
He's not digested!

Then he'll be set
With a capital G,
Whom he'll never forget
After recovery.
When you're with Greg
You keep your leg!

[SW]

Sharking! Simply sharking, I say!!

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)›]

We won't . . .

[Diva]

*Heartily applauds Meanie the Bernstein!!*

[Diva]

Oops.

*WAVES wildly @ Hammie!!!* (to get out of the water...)

[Cat R]

This story has jumped the shark.

[frodolives]

Hammie,

Think you can say the same thing about rat terrier owners...

frodolives