DEPUTY'S STUN GUN NO MATCH FOR UNRULY PORKER
Just then, a passer-by with hog experience happened to come along.
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)
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"If this hog sounds familiar, call the sheriff's office at (352) 754-6830."
How am I supposed to tell without any sound?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 16, 2008 at 02:10 PM
surely there's a more efficient way to fry bacon.
Posted by: crossgirl | October 16, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Just a note that The Tasered Boar WBAGNFA New Pub.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | October 16, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Can you hear the dummies, Hernando?
So many snorks to:
"They had to do what they had to do, but it didn't do no good."
"Boars that big that haven't been castrated aren't good eating," he said.
Plank's wife, Dana, vouched for the animal's size and said she wouldn't mind having the hog around.
"I'm 5-[foot]-8, and he almost comes to my waist," Dana Plank said. "He's actually pretty, if you can consider a hog pretty."
If this hog sounds familiar, call the sheriff's office at (352) 754-6830. Meanie - hogs usually have a Bronx accent. Suuuieeeee!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 16, 2008 at 02:19 PM
First to say I have no hog experience.
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 16, 2008 at 02:21 PM
Thanks Annie! I had that stupid Abba song stuck in my head the other day for no apparent reason, and now it's back!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 16, 2008 at 02:22 PM
*is glad he doesn't know the Abba song*
I have hog experience. About the only thing you can do with a recalcitrant, possibly wild hog that size involves use of a cattle prod. When PO'd they will happily kill you (and eat you).
Posted by: pogo | October 16, 2008 at 02:26 PM
Boars that big that haven't been castrated aren't good eating
So . . . the ones we eat were small, and . . .
*goes vegetarian for a while*
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | October 16, 2008 at 02:31 PM
My only thought when tasering a 450-lb wild animal with tusks and a bad temperament would be, "Did I remember to recharge this fully after my last hog-tasering?"
Of course, I live near Iowa where hog-tasering is traditionally part of the Homecoming activities.
Posted by: padraig | October 16, 2008 at 02:34 PM
Boars that big that haven't been castrated aren't good eating, he said.
Didn't The Castrated Boars open for Starland Vocal Band in the '70's?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 16, 2008 at 02:36 PM
For pogo.
Pogo's right. They're not even afraid of this guy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 16, 2008 at 02:47 PM
hmmm, i thought that was the Hog Experience.
Posted by: judi | October 16, 2008 at 02:48 PM
You mean like, Sturgis?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 16, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Hmmm, a 450 pound reddish-colored swine... I wonder if there is a reward?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 16, 2008 at 03:16 PM
Are we sure this isn't a script from Reno 911?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 16, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Didn't The Castrated Boars open for Starland Vocal Band in the '70's?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 02:36 PM on October 16, 2008
No, that was Unruly Porkers.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 16, 2008 at 04:03 PM