CSI: PORT OF SWEET GRASS

A college student from Great Falls was arrested and charged in Toole County Saturday after authorities said he clogged a toilet at the Port of Sweet Grass on the U.S.-Canada border north of Shelby.

(Thanks to Russell Mc, who points out that "he'd have been okay, but it was a low-flow model.")

Comments

[Bill Hudgins]

First to say - he gets six months in the can.

[Telecomdropout]

Hooooo boy, need to send an alert to #2 (har) son and tell him never to go to Canada through the Alberta port.

*feverishly texting*

[Cheryl Howard]

Great Falls but no great flushes

[Meanie the Blue]

Calling Officer Obie ......

[Annie Where-but-here]

That article would clog a low-flo, too.

[padraig]

Just had a thought that "Courtesy Flush" WBAGNFARB... also would have kept this guy out of jail.

[Danny]

"In his statement to police, Huffman said he has symptoms of a condition called Irritable Bowl Syndrome...."

I'm thinking maybe the toilet has an irritable bowl, too.

[Allen at Division]

"blew everything out"--*snicker*

No plungers within 40 miles?!? Really?... Even here in Alabama, they'd only have to go NEXT DOOR!

There's a janitor in Sweet Grass that needs to be fired...

[russellmc]

>adds plunger to car emergency kit<

[Margaritaville]

Musta been trying to flush the sweet grass.

[Jeff Meyerson]

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump,"

"Hey kid, what're you in for?"

"Dumping a powerful dump."

"I want a new cell!"

[Jeff Meyerson]

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump,"

"Hey kid, what're you in for?"

"Taking a powerful dump."

"I want a new cell!"

(Unfortunately, I proofread this when it was too late to stop posting - will I ever learn? Doubtful)

[Danny]

The Sweet Grass Plungers WBAGNFA bluegrass band.

[eilbeback]

His parents must be so proud of him... (I would freakin' DIE if they published my name as a parent. I mean, skid marks didn't disappear from the shorts in the laundry until last year -- and my kid's 17!)

[joe the electrician]

The border port of Sweetgrass used to be open i.e manned by guards from 6 am to 6 pm. After hours you could cross the border without being bothered by anyone. I used to leave in a nearby (250 miles) Calgary.

[A DIfferent Dave]

You gotta be shi%%in me.

[oneblankspace]

At least, at the time of the arrest, he was not full of....well he wasn't.

[BAB]

If I was locked up every time I committed this crime, I'd be a lifer.

[Coconuts]

Let's take up a collection for this poor boy. There but for the grace of God go we.......

And I totally agree with Allen at D.....NO PLUNGERS WITHIN 40 MILES??? WTFBBQ?

[mudstuffin]

what will his nickname be? he has certainly earned one.

1. "riverboat" cause when comes to port, he 'drops anchor'

2. "genaro" - because when genaro sh!ts the moutains tremble (a little something for you carlos costaneda fans)

3. "hal" - "open the bomb bay doors, hal"

[hal]

Remember old song? : "They call me "Tough Sh!t, Tough Sh!t they call me.."