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October 03, 2008

CSI: MUKWONAGO

(Thanks to Dave R.)

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Mukwonago - Indian term meaning 'Darwin was here.'

First!
*lights match*
Anyone home?

BRILLIANT!

Sigh.

Whoa! Annie sammich. That's hot.

Lotsa ham, lol.

Rough night. Not only was he arrested he missed out on being a Darwin Award winner.

*snork*

"Whoa! Annie sammich. That's hot."
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:08 PM

Yes, Paris.

And so was the guy with the lighter!

♫♫ Jumpin' Jack Flash,
Suckin' gas, gas, gas! ♫♫

*holds lighter up for Cat R; runs from resulting explosion*

That guy sounds as dumb as the guy next door who tried to drill into a gas tank to drain the oil. Totalled the whole car and his arm.

Standing ovation for all of our fiery friends.... (clap, clap, clap, clap...)

I mean, drain the gas. He would have really been stupid if he was trying to drain oil from the gas tank. I drink.

This reminds me of the scene from Zoolander when the three male models are playing at the gas pump; except I don't think anyone is going to erect a fountain to commemorate this guy.

Yet another cheese country story I was hoping you folks wouldn't find...

We actually had a better one a few years ago in Madison. The cabs here run on propane, y'know, liquefied natural gas under pressure? One of the cabbies tried to check HIS tank with a lighter.

Later he agreed to go on "Wha'd You Know" with Michael Feldman, and about all he could say in explanation was, "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Which I then ordered pre-engraved on my tombstone.

Did I mention I used to date a Mukwonago girl? No? Forget it then.

Charged with negligent use of burning materials?? How about negligent use of thinking materials.

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