CSI: DESTIN
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That story cracks me up.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | October 01, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Tony Soprano: "Where did you hide the pills?"
Perp: "In my buttocks crack area."
Tony: "Moron." *BLAM!!!*
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 01, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Gives 'controlled substance' a new context
Posted by: Betsy | October 01, 2008 at 09:49 AM
Heh!
*SPREAD 'EM!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 01, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Officer #1: Ok, get the evidence bag.
Officer #2: YOU get the evidence bag.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 01, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Weideman?
not wide enough apparently...
Posted by: insomniac | October 01, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Just another bad day at the orifice.
Posted by: Ford79 | October 01, 2008 at 10:06 AM
The police discovered the ruse the Wiedeman farted and the pills blew a hole in the side of their cruiser.
Posted by: JayP | October 01, 2008 at 10:27 AM
someone should tell him that he was trying to take the pills the wrong way. The Xanax will help get rid of that anxiety, but only if he swallows them.
Of course, after hiding the pills there, I'd be a little anxious about swallowing them.
Posted by: JayP | October 01, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Looks like police cracked another case!
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 01, 2008 at 10:30 AM
I was with the cops once when they raided this crack house and while searching one female in the house, they found a small bag of "crack" cocaine shoved up another part of her anatomy.
Amazingly, she tried to claim the drugs were not hers and she didn't know how they got in there.
Not so amazingly, the cops didn't believe her.
Posted by: clark Kent | October 01, 2008 at 10:42 AM
Xanax, Ex-Lax, it's pretty easy to confuse them.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 01, 2008 at 10:46 AM
They would never have found them if his pants weren't hanging below the hiding place.
Posted by: CJrun | October 01, 2008 at 11:03 AM
the buttocks crack area of his person
Do any of these people ever take a writing course?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 01, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Wish her name had been Dawn, because then, of course, they would have had a drug raid at the crack of Dawn.
Posted by: Diva | October 01, 2008 at 12:50 PM
*Divasnork!*
I misread the title. I thought it said "CSI: Desitin".
Posted by: Cat R | October 01, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Shouldn't that be CSI: Desitin?
Posted by: Annie | October 01, 2008 at 01:33 PM
^5 Cat - same thought. :D
Posted by: Diva | October 01, 2008 at 01:43 PM
And thanks for the snork! It's been SOOOOO long. It was definitely good for me.
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Posted by: Diva | October 01, 2008 at 01:43 PM