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October 01, 2008

CSI: DESTIN

(Thanks to Danny)

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That story cracks me up.

Tony Soprano: "Where did you hide the pills?"
Perp: "In my buttocks crack area."
Tony: "Moron." *BLAM!!!*

Gives 'controlled substance' a new context

Heh!

*SPREAD 'EM!!!*

Officer #1: Ok, get the evidence bag.

Officer #2: YOU get the evidence bag.

Weideman?
not wide enough apparently...

Just another bad day at the orifice.

The police discovered the ruse the Wiedeman farted and the pills blew a hole in the side of their cruiser.

someone should tell him that he was trying to take the pills the wrong way. The Xanax will help get rid of that anxiety, but only if he swallows them.
Of course, after hiding the pills there, I'd be a little anxious about swallowing them.

Looks like police cracked another case!

I was with the cops once when they raided this crack house and while searching one female in the house, they found a small bag of "crack" cocaine shoved up another part of her anatomy.

Amazingly, she tried to claim the drugs were not hers and she didn't know how they got in there.

Not so amazingly, the cops didn't believe her.

Xanax, Ex-Lax, it's pretty easy to confuse them.

They would never have found them if his pants weren't hanging below the hiding place.

the buttocks crack area of his person

Do any of these people ever take a writing course?

Wish her name had been Dawn, because then, of course, they would have had a drug raid at the crack of Dawn.

*Divasnork!*

I misread the title. I thought it said "CSI: Desitin".


Shouldn't that be CSI: Desitin?

^5 Cat - same thought. :D

And thanks for the snork! It's been SOOOOO long. It was definitely good for me.

===~~

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