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October 21, 2008

BLOG ITEM THAT WILL PROBABLY GET SOMEONE FIRED

But it's totally worth it.

(Thanks to Sandy Coleman)

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Now that makes me think of the old Chingrish direction, "Not to be used for the other use."

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Soooooooo...where do the batteries go?

Nice...

So is that a banana in your pocket or just the bunker?

Set of two?! Well, that's hardly fair.

"Ribbed for her pleasure."

Perfect for any banana lover

So that's what we are calling it these days...

No more damaged, leaking banana ruining your CDs, wallet, books or papers in your bag

Don't you HATE when that happens!

And I saw "The Leaking Bananas" open for The Cars back in '81 or '82...

"Designed by Paul Stremple, an architect designing for many high profile fashion companies and also a pervert."


HA! I've had a banana bunker for YEARS! Now you have to BUY them?

I'm sorry, but wouldn't that be just a bit uncomfortable? Plus, with some counseling, I've managed to overcome the issue of "damaged, leaking banana ruining your CDs, wallet, books or papers in your bag."

Under the "shipping info" tab:

White glove deliveries will be scheduled, at your convenience, within 15 business days.

Sounds naughty.

If you have a banana that has been in a bunker for more than four hours, contact a physician immediately.

Bunker? It nearly killed 'er!

Lubricant is, ummmm, sold separately?

'Cause those puppies look kinda snug.

I am assuming this comes (heh!) in different sizes because we all know that bananas are not all the same.

Annie told me.

I just had to remind Siouxie. She had forgotten.

It's been a while since I've had to bunker a banana, Annie.

*sigh*

Probably comes in colors, too. Heh.

*snork* @ Clown Puppy

'acourse she likes ribs! We're talkin' Major Food Groupies here.

Which is better - banana bunkerin' or cucumber keglin'?

Sounds delicious.

And I am the only one bothered by who made it? MOMA???


Back to therapy

Annie, take a ride on the wild side. Zucchini zoom-zoom.

Yipes, Cat - no quick stops, ok?

(psst, Cat - saw this today and thought of you.)

Snork at Sisypuss! Kinda like this?

I'm afraid those banana bunkers are going to be too small.

Yes, but will they make it through airport security?

Made in China... aren't Chinese bananas smaller?

We're gonna need a bigger banana.

Cucumber kegelin'? Perhaps you should head on over to Rockford, IL, for a visit to Kegel Cycles, the oldest Harley dealer, yes of the United States. Unquestionably popular with a name like that. You know, Rockford used to be the screw-cap capital of the country.

Time to curl up for a little quality time with your banana safely in the bunker for the evening.

I would think that this would be better than um, other bananas because:

Measures approx. 9"L x 2"W each
- Great average Banana size, can accomodate most anything.

Carry in your bag, briefcase, backpack or car
- It'll even let you drive.

Plastic 2-piece protective sleeve construction - pulls apart for easy access
- Doesn't even whimper

No more damaged, leaking banana ruining your CDs, wallet, books or papers in your bag
- Or your undies

Perfect for any banana lover
- Or lovers of the banana hammock

Designed by Paul Stremple, an architect designing for many high profile fashion companies
- Such as, Victoria$ $ecret and Frederickz of Bollywood.

Made of plastic
Hand wash only

Made in China
- By the Melamine Heavy Industries Concern

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