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Have they checked near the Wienermobile?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 02, 2008 at 09:15 AM
A Weinermobile goes missing right before Dave's book tour. Coinkidink?
Posted by: fivver | October 02, 2008 at 09:20 AM
Have they checked near USC?
Posted by: CJrun | October 02, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Party in Chappaqua tonight!
Posted by: Bill C. | October 02, 2008 at 09:36 AM
For those who can still remember: WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! For private listening only!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 02, 2008 at 09:42 AM
C'mon - it contained a 7 meter inflatable willy and no one knows why it was stolen???????
*Psst - check Siouxies' house*
*Annie told me it was there*
Posted by: Punkin | October 02, 2008 at 09:42 AM
a seven-metre inflatable prophylactic
Oh, My. Well, I guess that explains why Sprout is an only child.
Posted by: Doc Hopper | October 02, 2008 at 09:47 AM
*ahem*
Posted by: Siouxie | October 02, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Siouxie can't talk right now....her throat is VERY sore!
Posted by: Punkin | October 02, 2008 at 10:01 AM
PUNKIN!!!
um...damn cold.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 02, 2008 at 10:04 AM
It shouldn't be a hard case to crack but I bet the thief receives a stiff sentence . . .
Posted by: cowhand214 | October 02, 2008 at 10:16 AM
"Please baby, I am not from Havana"
Posted by: Sherrif Bart | October 02, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Why would a shirtless man be protecting himself from bananas?
Posted by: Margaritaville | October 02, 2008 at 10:33 AM
You never watched Monty Python much, did you Magaritaville?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | October 02, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Una cosa me da risa-
Pancho Villa sin camisa.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | October 02, 2008 at 11:18 AM
*snorkita a Howard!*
Otra cosa me da risa
Senor Geraldo sin su Visa.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 02, 2008 at 11:39 AM
For those who don't espeak Espanish, the line is from the traditional Mexican song, La Cucaracha (the cockroach) and means "one thing that makes me laugh is Pancho Villa without his shirt."
...about the only thing I remember from four years of high-school Spanish.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | October 02, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Muy bien, Howard!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 02, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Sound equipment? On a condommobile? I don't wanna know.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 02, 2008 at 01:42 PM
This give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Where the rubber meets the road".
Posted by: emkay | October 02, 2008 at 02:20 PM
*lobs an 's' up to her last comment*
Posted by: emkay | October 02, 2008 at 02:20 PM
emkay, I thought the "s" was for "where the rubber"s" meets the roads", not for gives !!!
Posted by: Telecomdropout | October 02, 2008 at 03:14 PM
Oooh, I like that better!
Although I am going to lob another 's' up there so I'm not haunted by my grammatical error.
Posted by: emkay | October 02, 2008 at 07:07 PM
Meanie, it was a natural progression after their big hit, "Hot Rod" Lincoln...
Posted by: frodolives | October 02, 2008 at 08:42 PM