WHERE BE THE CORRRRRN DOGS?
Guest Services at the Los Angeles County Fair (the largest county fair in the country, mind) has been instructed to talk like a pirate today!
Just thought you'd like to know.
-- Mr Completely
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Yar.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | September 19, 2008 at 01:50 PM
Will Parrrrrrris Hilton be there?
Posted by: Giddy | September 19, 2008 at 01:52 PM
aaaarrrh, we be on a roll with this now. soon, a national holiday.
Posted by: queensbee | September 19, 2008 at 01:54 PM
ARRRRRRRRR! I be wantin' some fried arrrrrrrrrtichoke & elephant earrrrrrrrs!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2008 at 01:54 PM
Dang & Blast! Thar be a SigARRRRlert on the way to the Fair!
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Where be the link to the rest of the story?
Posted by: mary | September 19, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Arrrrgh, me collagen lips loves me some corn dogs!
Posted by: Pirate Lizzy The Dreaded Curser | September 19, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Arrgh, for mary, and any other nosy landlubbers wishin' they be swashin' their buckles in LA.
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Arrrrrrrr! I be wantin' to swash me buckles in yer city of scurvy angels, Annie!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2008 at 02:13 PM
A county fairrrrr, eh? Methinks there might be some employment opportunities fer a funny-lookin' pirate lass with a peg leg herrrrrrre.....
*buckles her swash, adjusts eye patch, takes rrrrrrresume along*
Posted by: Cap'n Tess Knocknees | September 19, 2008 at 02:40 PM
You'd be keelhaulin' yer grapnel for many hours on the freeway, Cap'n Helga.
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 02:48 PM