UPDATE ON THE HURRICANE-REFUGEE LION
Key Reassuring Quote: "When you have to swim, the lion doesn't care about eating nobody."
(Thanks to mama723)
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Lions don't like to eat soggy humans....there's no satisfying CRUNCH!
Posted by: Punkin | September 17, 2008 at 09:14 AM
"After the storm passed, the lion's caretakers fed it pork roast to keep it happy."
Keep that pork coming.
Posted by: Cat R | September 17, 2008 at 09:14 AM
There's also apparently a tiger loose on Bolivar Peninsula (now Bolivar Island, due to damage), but on the news this morning, they said, "he's an old tiger, and everybody knows him, so nobody's very concerned."
Posted by: Steve (The Other Steve) | September 17, 2008 at 09:15 AM
This was the key quote that me made me go, "uhhhh...what?"
"I look up, the house is coming on us," he said.
I think they're missing an "in".
Posted by: Sarah | September 17, 2008 at 09:35 AM
I think he's lion.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 17, 2008 at 09:47 AM
He who is without Simba can cast the first chop.
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 17, 2008 at 09:49 AM
I still keep thinking of...
♫ We um bum a way...♬
Posted by: Siouxie | September 17, 2008 at 10:01 AM
"I'm either too good, the devil won't have me, or I'm so bad the Good Lord won't take me. That's a good toss-up." Now there's my belief... And my DH's, too...
Posted by: Kathybear | September 17, 2008 at 03:30 PM