UPDATE ON BRUCE THE GIANT MANLY ASSAULT PIG
Bruce has been put out to stud. We have no doubt that he is qualified.
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Bruce has been put out to stud. We have no doubt that he is qualified.
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Remove thee to a piggery!
Posted by: Cat R | September 24, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Dang. Look at the size of those...er...ears!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Awww.. She fixed his bad eye for him. Remember the Aesop fable about the lion and the thorn? Clearly, the pig is now in love with her.
So what's the pro...
*gets a look at the pig's 'nads*
Um, yeah. Ma'am, back away.
Posted by: Cat R | September 24, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Gues he's officially a baller.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 24, 2008 at 11:22 AM
The 80 kg (176 pound) pig, nicknamed Bruce"
That is not a 176 LB pig. He's considerably heavier than that, unless somebody has done some Photoshop-ping.
Posted by: pogo | September 24, 2008 at 11:30 AM
That's a farmhouse???
Posted by: Konalizzi | September 24, 2008 at 11:31 AM
a piggery????
g'day bruce!
Posted by: queensbee | September 24, 2008 at 11:32 AM
He definitely has the Cojones for the job!
Posted by: gp | September 24, 2008 at 11:34 AM
pogo, his
ballstesticules are 80kg.Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2008 at 11:35 AM
oops... tosses up the missing s for my comment above
Posted by: gp | September 24, 2008 at 11:37 AM
oops again.. the s needs to be tossed up to Margaritaville's post - not mine.
Posted by: gp | September 24, 2008 at 11:38 AM
lotta s's flying around here.
Posted by: nannie | September 24, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Get your t-shirts right here!
Posted by: fivver | September 24, 2008 at 12:17 PM
I've seen bigger.......I'd post my web site (www.jiantjazzzz.oink), butt the not won't let me.
Posted by: Jazzzz | September 24, 2008 at 12:30 PM
or the Bot, either......
Posted by: Jazzzz | September 24, 2008 at 12:32 PM
This is an example of what is so wrong with this world! Here this obviously endowed boar takes this poor woman hostage for 10 days, then instead of punishing the swine perpetrator they reward him by sending him off to a pig stud farm.
Don't they realize that now every amorous boar will taking any old lady hostage they come across in hopes of also being sent to a stud farm.
If they would have made this thug swine into bacon instead of sending him off to make bacon then more of these sad hostage situations would not occur.
Posted by: Dan | September 24, 2008 at 12:34 PM
All he really wanted was to get laid. I can relate.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | September 24, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Oh nutz. Bruce just wants to poke fun.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | September 24, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Sarah Palin is jealous.
Posted by: BoscoH | September 24, 2008 at 04:55 PM
WAVES at Olo!
Actually, folks, she was trying to leave the
busfarmhouse to go play a didgeridoo, and he was trying to protect her...Posted by: frodolives | September 24, 2008 at 05:53 PM