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September 25, 2008

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using hot dogs.

(Thanks to Siouxie and RussellMc and Jeff Meyerson and Barbara A and Andrew Hoenig and everybody else who sent this in.)

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They had to evacuate the Phillie ballpark...you mean people were actually there?
(Yay, Siouxie finally got posted!)

I thought I heard the mascot saying something about setting up a perimeter when he was at Whole Foods yesterday. Are the two events related?

I gotta get me a hot dog launcher.

Gotta be careful...those things plump when you cook 'em.

I frequently use duct tape to hold my hot dog in the bun.

I never thought it would catch on, though.

"Terror Wienies" wbagnfarb

The winning pitcher from the game now has a ritual where three hot dogs -- not two, not four, but exactly three -- must be blown up outside the ballpark before the game starts.

Pitchers are almost as superstitious as soccer and hockey goalies, but baseball players have enough money to support their quirks.

It's a good thing they didn't leave the Wienermobile unattended outside the stadium.

Now THAT would have been a detonation.

Hot Dog Detonation would also BAGNFARB.

I swear that's not me, Annie! I only use the silver duct tape.... It's sparkly.

"Team vice president Michael Stiles says Phillies employees aren't bomb experts..."---Nor are they rocket scientists.

I'm sure there's a joke to be made involving explosive diarrhea, but I'm not going to make it.

That's a good plan, trr.

So that's why Ryan Howard prefers Subway.

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