THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
...than a chihuahua-lifter.
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Maybe his Lab just wanted a snack.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 12, 2008 at 08:14 AM
Dave,
It must of been the pearls and lace
Posted by: Theresa | September 12, 2008 at 08:15 AM
But they are so much easier to bench press than dobermans.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | September 12, 2008 at 08:19 AM
What a clean (and) jerk.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 12, 2008 at 08:31 AM
"whirring mechanical monkey" WBAGNFARB...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 12, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Just feed it Taco Bell and it will be fine . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | September 12, 2008 at 08:40 AM
Is that a Chihuahua in your pocket, or...
Posted by: pogo | September 12, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Chihuahua-gate would make for a great Post headline. I'm not sure if it would be better in NY or Washington.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 12, 2008 at 09:01 AM
Yes. They are very short.
Lifting a Great Dane, on the other hand, is a higher endeavor.
Posted by: Cat R | September 12, 2008 at 09:20 AM
is it really GRAND theft when its a chihuahua???
Posted by: queensbee | September 12, 2008 at 09:40 AM
The only thing dumber than stealing a chihuahua is keeping it. Eat, bite, bark, and poop, that's the extent of their talents. Can't even chase a frickin' tennis ball. Wolves are converting to creationism just so they can claim chihuahuas didn't evolve from them.
Posted by: padraig | September 12, 2008 at 10:18 AM
He's probably also a goat roper.
Posted by: Alien8 | September 12, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Who you callin' dumb, you ee-diot ?!
Posted by: Ren Hoek | September 12, 2008 at 10:44 AM
I wonder if Acme Pets sells anvils too?
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 12, 2008 at 10:48 AM
He doesn't look like a puppy-eater. He's not even chinese.
Posted by: somedude | September 12, 2008 at 11:26 AM
Diabetic dogs WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 12, 2008 at 11:32 AM
The chihuahua is in the air? Where's Annie?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | September 12, 2008 at 06:17 PM
Whoa, dances. Excellent memory.
(No rat dogs were injured in the making of that blog post. Although we sure thought about it.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 12, 2008 at 06:27 PM
Some memories are more rememberably memorable than others, A W-b-h!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | September 12, 2008 at 06:50 PM
"In the past eight years, May was hired three times as a deputy," Riddick said.
Really?? Maybe there was some kind of cosmic sign that this kind of thing might happen. How many dogs have gone missing before the one that fit in a pocket?
Posted by: shell | September 13, 2008 at 12:54 AM