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September 24, 2008

THE HECK WITH TERRORISTS

How soon can we get this technology on our cell phones?

(Thanks to fivver)

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Is our humor columnists learning?

Oh, Dave did not post that! It's not funny when judi makes a typo cause it's obvious that it's only due to Dave overworking her causing her stress and then she gets fired for it.

Margaritaville - easy now - you do not want the bot reading your mind right now. You WILL be ass-imilated.

homeland security couldnt read an eye chart. pu-leeeze

sorry, i deleted an extra word.

OT

Just got back from having my "salad" bagged by the Blog. I must say he was doing a pretty good job so far. He did get a kick out of the "tofurkey" slices my niece got for my weird sister. And no, I did not embarrass him with feminine hygiene products.

/OT

They should replace political primaries and elections with these!

judi, we will not tell Dave! And Annie, if the bot could read my mind it would probably be worse than an ass-imilation! Now watch this post get tripled!

Siouxie - very cool! Hope to see pix eventually.
M'ville - I think the bot works for Homelyland Suckurity.

I think this new technology would confirm that men just have one thing one their minds, and we all know what that is already.

Why can't the blog have unbearably snarky nice bots like those on the Satellite of Love?

a sense of freedom

I can haz REAL freedom, pleze?

FAST may also incorporate ... explosive detection

So if your butt has been stapled shut for 17 days, you'll set the detector off?

Siouxie got bagged by
got her salad tossed by
got serviced by
saw the Blog? Cool!

But DHS says this is not Big Brother. Once you are through the FAST portal, your scrutiny is over and records aren't kept. "Your data is dumped," said Burns. "The information is not maintained — it doesn't track who you are."

Riiiiight......

*twitching, sweating*

Yes, Braniff....football.

*eye roll*

I thought it was tofurkey.

Color me gobsmacked.

*snork* @ Annie!

*looks inside Crayola box for the color gobsmacked*

This technology might help guys to understand women... whoa.

So if my flight is delayed, and then delayed again, and leaves the gate and then comes back and then is cancelled because the flight crew has been on the job too long and I miss both my connecting flights and feel like throttling the snarky gate agent who is trying to polish her nails instead of help me...now homeland Security can read my mind, tell that I am pissed off, assume that I am going to harm fellow passengers, and arrest me for a terrorist.

Nice.

I bet the flights to Guantanamo never get delayed.

Just place your brain in a one quart, plastic, resealable zip-lock bag.

*Happy National Punctuation Day to all*

Really Layzeeboy,? Thank's for you're reminder!!!

Given the level of serivce and excessive fees on most airlines these days, I just assumed most passengers mean to harm to fellow passengers . . . or at least the jerky gate agent.

That's what I was thinking JP, when WAS the last time I got all the way from one airport to another without contemplating violence?

Good thing they probably won't have these in the airport parking lots. Baggage pickup could be a problem...

Interesting that the Dept. of Fatherland Security's test subject in the video is African-American. hmmmmm.

Glad these weren't in place when I changed planes in Houston a few months back, or I would not be blogging right now!

Hahahaha, those Feds will have nothing on me ! ! (Wait, that doesn't sound flattering.)

And if they scan you from the side, it's considered profiling.

*SNORKS* Annie!!!

National Punctuation Day?? #$%*@# THAT!

I need one these cameras, though. I'm doing research. Yeah, that's the ticket! RESEARCH!

What if you're tired of standing in the stinking cattle line and the only one you can take it out on is your spouse. He's a good natured fellow that lets you blow off steam. But you look like a raving lunatic. What happens then? Is that the whole plan??

What if you're tired of standing in the stinking cattle line and the only one you can take it out on is your spouse. He's a good natured fellow that lets you blow off steam. But you look like a raving lunatic. What happens then? Is that the whole plan??

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