Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Ubetcha,
I am embarrassed to admit this but for the longest time as a child I thought that lyric was "How can you have any pudding if you don't clean your feet?"
Which made no sense at all. But it was Pink Floyd so I just accepted it.
Phil, could not find the B on B, but found the political videos. Do they really believe a soccer mom is going to get Hillary's votes? It's kind of an insult to our intelligence, in my mind.
judi, that is not the kind of meat probe we women were expecting from you!
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 05, 2008 at 03:33 PM
*volunteers*
Posted by: Siouxie | September 05, 2008 at 03:35 PM
*Probes story for meaty humor.* Nada.
Posted by: Dr. Bob | September 05, 2008 at 03:37 PM
where's the beef cake?
Posted by: crossgirl | September 05, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Listeriosis is dangerous? Why didn't anyone tell me? I rinse with that stuff every day! (I prefer the vanilla mint flavor.)
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | September 05, 2008 at 03:40 PM
If people would just eat more marrow and less meat, we wouldn't have these problems.
And I'm still not entirely sure what marrow is.... I just like the sound of it.
Posted by: clark Kent | September 05, 2008 at 03:46 PM
A 'link' to bad meat? judi, you're fired!
Posted by: CJrun | September 05, 2008 at 04:11 PM
Someone calling me?
Posted by: ubetcha | September 05, 2008 at 04:17 PM
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Posted by: ubetcha | September 05, 2008 at 04:17 PM
Here today, gone to marrow. (or did someone already say that in the marrow thread?)
Posted by: emkay | September 05, 2008 at 04:22 PM
There is no such thing as bad meat. There is only meat that does bad things.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 05, 2008 at 04:22 PM
Ubetcha,
I am embarrassed to admit this but for the longest time as a child I thought that lyric was "How can you have any pudding if you don't clean your feet?"
Which made no sense at all. But it was Pink Floyd so I just accepted it.
Posted by: clark Kent | September 05, 2008 at 04:28 PM
Has anyone seen my meat probe? I left it around here somewhere...
It was about THIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS big.
Posted by: Suzy Q | September 05, 2008 at 05:04 PM
I was always admonished "Don't lecher meat loaf!"
Posted by: pogo | September 05, 2008 at 05:07 PM
Right over there Suzy, next to the stud finder.
Posted by: Mr Death | September 05, 2008 at 05:15 PM
C'mon, anybody? Meat Probe WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Matt | September 05, 2008 at 05:17 PM
Well, if you weren't/aren't fired for the marrow and the zucchini (being as how insulted Walter may have been in either case) this might getcha....
Posted by: Kathybear | September 05, 2008 at 05:30 PM
Why do copy editors get to have all the fun?
Posted by: Clown Puppy | September 05, 2008 at 05:32 PM
The focus is off politics and back on important things. About time.
Posted by: Hanna | September 05, 2008 at 07:07 PM
On a related topic, go to
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c=id=objectid=10528162
for the annual Boobs on Bikes parade in Auckland, NZ.
Posted by: Phil | September 05, 2008 at 07:12 PM
All I know is that if I had sent this story in I would be vilified for sexism. And I checked, that is a bad thing.
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 05, 2008 at 07:25 PM
Phil, could not find the B on B, but found the political videos. Do they really believe a soccer mom is going to get Hillary's votes? It's kind of an insult to our intelligence, in my mind.
Posted by: Hanna | September 05, 2008 at 07:29 PM
Found it. Too much jiggling for me, don't want to see either women or men.
Posted by: Hanna | September 05, 2008 at 07:32 PM
Why so sensitive, MS? Afraid of another smacking at the hands of the bloggals?
*warms up hand*
Posted by: Suzy Q | September 05, 2008 at 07:44 PM
"Meat Probe"... did it have to turn it's head and cough?
Posted by: frodolives | September 05, 2008 at 09:02 PM
gosh yeah..let's focus away from politics...
Posted by: Siouxie, once a soccer mom | September 05, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Boobs on Bikes??
The Republican Convention is being held in New Zealand?? And on bicycles?
What are they thinking?
Posted by: Moon | September 05, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Meat Probe was awesome on "Bat Out of Hell," but he's really just been repeating himself ever since.
what?
Posted by: iain | September 06, 2008 at 10:46 AM