SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF MEN WITH DAUGHTERS:

We believe this guy deserves a medal.

(Thanks to Jollymon)

Comments

[Siouxie]

And he was charged???

Geez

[queensbee]

hold on a sec. this was her regular boyfriend, eh? well, hadnt dad need a word with his daughter??? not that any of it is right, assault is not a good choice, but that lil girl has some 'splainin to do also.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wow. The metal pipe I'd use on him would've installed a large chunk of lead in the dude.

[Cheryl Howard]

He was charged?! I think teen boys need to know that certain death is a huge possibility. Or as my husband says "I have 5 acres and a back hoe. No one will even miss you."

[Siouxie]

Cheryl, please don't take this the wrong way but I LOVE your hubbinin.

[Mr. Completely]

Seems like the boy was layin' a little pipe of his own!

[klezmerphan]

Key quote:

"Authorities say Raul Colon, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year."

Soooo, dad is truly clueless and not involved in his own daughter's life? What a great parent!

*hides under desk to avoid being hit with debris*

[Jacki]

Snork @ Cheryl's husband.

[Diva]

Cheryl, EXCELLENT. Nurse Tammy's dad would be shootin' BIG ordnance in the back yard. Her hubby is the one guy who didn't flinch. ;)

[Ford79]

As a former naked teenager of the male persuasion myself, I have to say: the kid knew the risks. He's lucky he didn't end up with that pipe in his Colon.

[Lairbo]

This guy's vice presidential material!

[Cat R, mom of teen girls]

LOL Ford!

*wondering how many years this eye twitch is going to last*

[mary]

"...didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year."
HOLY COW!! What a stupid ignorant parent - however, when he finally did get it right, he should not have been punished - for all he knew he was protecting his daughter from an intruder.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)›]

Harsh!

[Diva]

Naked intruder + daughter's bedroom + HIS house = CHARGED?! I hope to high heaven the judge tosses that out and reprimands the cops who arrested him.

[padraig]

That "child" is lucky he wasn't dating Siouxie's daughter. Most damage done by a pipe can heal up, but recovering from good machete work involves growin' stuff back that ain't good at growin' back, if ya know what I mean.

[Siouxie]

yep....those penile extenders don't quite work ;-)

[Margaritaville]

Go Dad! Someone should take up a collection for his legal defense.

[Annie Arctica]

The cops did nothing wrong. From the events stated, since the boy did not break in, they were obligated to arrest the dad for assault. Shame on the daughter for setting up that situation.

That doesn't mean they couldn't buy him a beer later.

[kj]

A jury of his peers (parents of teenagers) will certainly give him a medal...or a nice engraved pipe.