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September 05, 2008

SOON IT'LL BE HEARD SNEERING "COMMUNITY ORGANIZER? COMMUNITY ORGANIZER?!

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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There has to be a good parrot joke in here somewhere, presuming there is such a critter.

Talk Like a Parrot Day?

Obviously not an ex-parrot.

Probably not a parrot at all. Is a cockatoo a parrot, or vice versa?

Talk Like a Jersey Parrot Day?

Fuggedaboudit.

*snork* at judi's caption!

We'll always have parrots.

*cue plane propellers*

shoddy journalism. did they help the poor bird or not?

Sheesh. I just got judi's caption. Good one, judi!

Well that would be cute right up until the cops break in the door.

maya angelou -"now i kmow why the caged bird calls 911"

insom, wasn't that 'Marrow Angelou'? ---->

John McCain will sit down to pee in a unisex bathroom. But that doesn't mean he won't stand up when there is a urinal.

John McCain would pick a woman for his running mate. But that doesn't mean he wouldn't marry a man if Cindy passes on before he does.

???

The bird was drunk Plasterd Parrot

Also too young to drink (A Minah)

Parrot joke # 80056 : An English woman aboard an Australian steamer was constantly harrassed by the Captain's pet parrot. When ever the lady was pteparing for bed, The scraggly bird peered through the port hole and exclaimed."Ow's yer @ss? Ow's yer @ss?

She complained to the Captain, but the bird kept stalking her all through out the voyage "Ow's yer @ss" "Ow's yer @ss?"

Unfortunately, the ship hit an Iceberg and went down before all the passengers weresecured in the life boats
For two days, the rather soggy madam kept afloat clinging to some floating debris. All the while the Aussie bird would torment her with the same retort, "Ow's yer @ss...Ow's yer @ss?"


She just ignored thetaunting 'til she had her fill of that nasty creature When he again spurted those words,"Ow's Yer",,, The exasperated madam (At the top of her lungs) shouted,"SHUT UP!" "SHUT UP!"

"Mine too" screeched the waterlogged foul, "Mine too, MUST BE THE SALT WATER?"

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