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September 30, 2008

SO THE BARTENDER SAYS...

"Why the long face?"

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)

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Does the ACLU know about this? That's profiling right there... I"m telling you.

now dat is sum sick poo poo. dat puuar haws doan git hims wefweshmins no moar. hmmph.

Yikes...when I first saw the photo I thought it was John Kerry

But they let the OTHER end of the horse in all the time.

Anyone against this say, "Neigh".

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can drink like a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Barfly Peg.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
She'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
She's always on a steady course.
The famous Barfly Peg.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Barfly Peg will never speak unless she has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll drink 'til her voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a drinking horse?

Well listen to this. I am Barfly Peg!

Afkat, you beat me to that one!

Yay, Cat! Way to pony up to the bar!

Good one, Cat!

what kind of person can lead a horse to a waterhole and then not let it drink?

"Heeeey, Wilbur, gimme a beer."
"Do you want bottled or tap?"
"What do you think? I'm a draft horse."

She quickly found she loved supping John Smith's bitter and chomping down beef crisps with the other drinkers

And what exactly is wrong with that? Sheesh!

Peggy, whose pub fame spread to TV, newspapers and even a German magazine, can now only look in forlornly through the window while Mr Dolan enjoys a pint.

Now she knows how we smokers feel.

MAJORSNORK @Annie.... (scraping my gum off my monitor)

Peg
He will come back for you
Peg
He will come back for you
When your owner falls
You see it all in 3-d
Its your favorite human movie

Drunk patron: FU, mate, and the horse you rode in on!

Horse owner: Who would you like first?

"Heeeey, Wilbur, gimme a beer."
"Do you want bottled or tap?"
"What do you think? I'm a draft horse."

Oh, that's horrible! That's even worse than "Why the long face?"

Hahahahaha!

Nice Steely Dan reference there on the geezer bus, CJ.

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