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We just hope no one shows this story to Walter.
(Thanks to fivver)
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Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
That's about as organic as you can get.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 05, 2008 at 08:49 AM
That's hilarious, judi. When I read the story yesterday the first thing I thought about was Walter.
ISIANMTU!!!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 05, 2008 at 08:49 AM
Somewhere in the Works of Dave, I recall the quote, to be delivered in an embarassed-parent-explains voice, "The woman really LIKES the zucchini."
Posted by: Betsy | September 05, 2008 at 08:59 AM
"It's getting hard, so wouldn't be good to eat anymore..."
No comment
Posted by: jon | September 05, 2008 at 09:00 AM
She looks very protective of her zucchini.
NTTAWWT.
Walter, do not fret. The "boys of summer" are but a fleeting flirtation. You, Walter, are steadfast and true, year-round.
Posted by: Cat R | September 05, 2008 at 09:03 AM
"It's so straight, it's so perfect."
If I only had a nickle...
Posted by: fivver | September 05, 2008 at 09:04 AM
*I*ve got a nickel. would you like me to give you a nickel?
Posted by: judi | September 05, 2008 at 09:13 AM
She sounds like a very lonely, errr, lovely, woman...
Posted by: oldmanatee | September 05, 2008 at 09:15 AM
There are so many double meanings in that story, it would take all day to comment on them all. So I won't even try.
Posted by: Braniff | September 05, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Oh my.
That. is. all.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 05, 2008 at 10:03 AM
I thought this was going to be another story about some politician's mistress
Posted by: Peter M | September 05, 2008 at 10:17 AM
"Usually, some are really crooked."
Yeah? SO! They can't all be as "perfect" as fivver.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | September 05, 2008 at 10:50 AM
That zucchini is very happy to see her.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 05, 2008 at 10:54 AM
My word.
5/10/5 = Before/During/After?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 05, 2008 at 11:01 AM
"I decided I wasn't going to touch it and just let it grow."
Silly woman! Anyone knows it grows more the more you touch it!
Posted by: eilbeback | September 05, 2008 at 11:23 AM
"I went to look at it one day and was like, 'It's a little long,' then a few days later, I said, 'Oh, my God, what's this?'
I think I was about 7 at the time......
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 05, 2008 at 12:33 PM
PirateBoy - about 7 in metric?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 05, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Give a woman an inch....
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 05, 2008 at 01:35 PM
[--------------------------------] 7 right??
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Siouxie | September 05, 2008 at 03:27 PM
Siouxie, you are really width it today....
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 05, 2008 at 03:48 PM