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In China, cows are falling from the sky. Meanwhile in England, the Federation of Organic Milk Groups is telling farmers they can increase production by mooing at their cows. We think this could a huge mistake, in view of alarming developments in Bulgaria.
(Thanks to sjhaller and Jeff Meyerson)
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天空落!
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 22, 2008 at 09:38 AM
Mooditation. It's what I do after eating a large banana split.
Posted by: Erb's point | September 22, 2008 at 09:41 AM
We in Wisconsin have nothing to do with this evil plot to push up world-wide cheese prices. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | September 22, 2008 at 09:45 AM
Cows falling from the sky...does that translate to "When pigs fly" or to "it's raining cats and dogs"?
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 22, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Some people are spending a little too much "quality time" with their cows.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 22, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Time to fire up the grill!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 22, 2008 at 10:20 AM
A good cowboy's aim is true...
Posted by: Steve Haller | September 22, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Joke relevant to one of these stories (cannot reveal which until end of joke):
Two dogs meet up in the waiting room of the vet's office. The larger one asks the smaller one, "What are you here for?"
The smaller one says, "Aw man, my owners left me tied out all the time, and this neighbor kid kept coming over and teasing me and poking me with a stick, and finally I hauled off and bit him, and so the vet's gonna put me to sleep. How about you?"
The bigger one says, "I've got this female owner who hangs around the house all day and likes to do housework naked, and it's been driving me crazy, and she bent over to dust something and I couldn't resist and I jumped her."
The little one says, "Whoa. That's pretty harsh that she'd put you to sleep for that."
The big one says, "Sleep? Oh no, I'm just here to get my claws trimmed."
(See, the big dog was a Bulgarian Mastiff and.... oh never mind.)
Posted by: padraig | September 22, 2008 at 11:13 AM
LOL pad. Very funny.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 22, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Has anyone called PETA about this cow thief?
Moo
Posted by: Giddy | September 22, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Did you see how that Bulgarian lady was dressed? I'm saying she was asking for it, but...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2008 at 12:22 PM
I agree, Annie. And the seductive way she was leaning over....??? Hmm a little Bulgarian harlot if you asked me.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 22, 2008 at 01:04 PM
I like how the donkey, sheep, and cow were are wandering loose about town. Reminds me of my old college days.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2008 at 02:02 PM
天空落!= "The day is empty"
??
Posted by: Dr. Doug | September 22, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Yet, the cow is full?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2008 at 04:22 PM
Firstly, the picture of the cow mounting a little old lady is at the same time PRICELESS and horrifying.
It's so funny I almost hyperventilated laughing.
Secondly. WTF!?
I do not understand cows at all!
8>
Posted by: Psycho Joe | September 22, 2008 at 07:58 PM
You can tell just by looking at the photo that the cow was horny.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 22, 2008 at 09:14 PM