HE WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms

(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)

Comments

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

An energy drink and condoms?
I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Siouxie]

Yeap. Alcohol was involved.

[ubetcha]

I notice they didn't stress the fact that he GOT AWAY.

[Margaritaville]

Police noted he made his getaway on wheel.

[9]

I'm not surprised he got away. You can move pretty fast on rubber tires.

[eilbeback]

It was a wheel-by condoming...

[Jeff Meyerson]

I sent this in last week when you were in Hell St. Paul, Dave. And it had a picture of said thief in said wheelchair.

[Steve Haller]

You can't see it in the picture, but he had a gun...

[judi]

this was indeed sent in by MANY people last week.

[Steve Haller]

hee hee, dave's gonna get fired ... !

[Trixie in Texas]

Think about it. No access to viagra, the energy drink is the next best thing. At least he's safe when he practices (I think.)

[azred]

judi - please don't fire dave! just make him write more columns until he learns his lesson.... years from now....