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September 09, 2008

GOOD THING HE WASN'T A PROCTOLOGIST

A performer with the renowned Alvin Ailey dance troupe was ordered to perform steps for Israeli airport security officers to convince them of his identity, a spokesman for the company said Tuesday.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

Big deal. They stopped one of my profesors and made her recite Planck's Constant to prove she was a physicist.

Big deal. They stopped one of my professors and made her recite Planck's Constant to prove she was a physicist.

Three in a row?

Did they shoot at his feet? I always loved when they did that in Westerns.

Next they'll be stopping the Blog and asking him to "say something funny". Sheesh.

I'm sorry, but that was a faux pas.

or... a witch!!

I got pulled out of line for additional questioning when we were leaving Israel. I still haven't figured out the question about the candlesticks.

I hope I'm never on a flight with Barry Manilow.

OR a gynecologist. And spell that word before breakfast.

Maybe they thought he was Michael Jackson and just wanted to see him Moon-Walk.

Count me in as another traveler who was pulled aside for extra questioning when leaving Israel. At some ungodly hour like 6am. Almost missed my plane, too. And this was 12 years ago ...

GOOD THING HE WASN'T A PROCTOLOGIST

Or a female didgeridoo-ist.

Golly, I think she'd be a didgeridoodler...!

On the plus side, the last time an Israeli airline or airport had a terrorist incident was...never? It works.

So Israeli security guards consider themselves dance literate?

"Sgt. Mehir isn't convinced. He thinks that last sequence was more Martha Graham than Alvin Ailey, and it just didn't flow."

Although Allen has a point. From what I've heard about Israeli soldiers, if one of them tells me to dance, I'm moonwalkin' all the way to Jerusalem, baby.

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