DON'T WORRY: IT PROBABLY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

"You have a snake hanging from your car."

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[Not My Usual Alias]

Doesn't everyone have a Snake warning light on their car?

[Cat R]

Oh! I thought that "sssssss.." sound was a leaky radiator!

[Dr. Bob]

Yes, "Hitchhiking Pythons" WBAGNFARB.

[oldmanatee]

"Hello GIECO? I'd like to report that my car is on fire....no, I lit it..."

[shell]

My ex---again???

"It's not very likely," she said, "that there's going to be another one."

Still, now she glances around her car before getting in.

You just can't be to careful.

[Jeff Meyerson]

"Hey lady, you have a snake hanging from your car."

[Punkin]

Ick.

[Dr. Bob]

Oldmanatee: 'GEICO'
Shell: 'too'

My job here is done.

[Cat R]

I hope it wasn't hanging from this vehicle.

That would just be wrong.

[oldmanatee]

Bob, pardon that slip...it's the I before E thing.....

[shell]

I opened a can of T-U-N-A for my fat cat a bit ago and thought I had left it in a safe place. I've two teen-age boys that eat for a living. Anyways...I just went and opened the fridge (after they had eaten and gone to school), an almost full can of tuna fell across my feet and legs--both--of my jama's. Wanna know how hard it is to kick the cat off?? Impossible! His nails are diffently getting trimmed this morn!

My point---I'll take the Ex or the snake on the bumper over the hyped-up cat any time!

[pogo]

Is that a snake hanging from your car, or are you just happy to see me?

[shell]

Cat R...next time you see those, just wait around with snipping shears. Cut them off and drive away. Best if you can leave them laying in the back of the truck. If not, toss them a few feet away. Noone will notice for a while. Depending on which you choose, park a bit away and watch. It's quiet lovely.

[padraig]

That snake's lucky it didn't attach itself to Siouxie's car, or she'd have a new belt, shoes, and a freshly cleaned machete.

[pogo]

Doc Bob?! Shell's at it again!

[Meanie the Blue]

OK, a Dodge Viper or a Shelby Cobra, maybe.

But a minivan? Perhaps this was a blind snake?

[Dr. Bob]

Peter Noone is watching?

[Siouxie]

*sigh*

I thought this was a story about some prankster peeing out the car window.

Yes, pad. That was unfortunate. I need new strappy sandals.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Seems like a reptile dysfunction . . .

[crossgirl]

chauffeur pulls up next to a minivan:
"Excuse me madam', could you please pass the ball py thon?

[Guin]

OT/

R.I.P. Bill Melendez.

/OT

[eilbeback]

Long live the Snoopy Happy Dance!

[Allen at Division]

I am TIRED of these mothafarging SNAKES on my mothafarging CAR!!!!

[shell]

Ha! Might even be better if you leave a few lizards in the bed of the truck!

hmmm...where can I get a few lizards on short (snort) notice?

Prolly a good thing I live here in...umm...idaho....and not some tropical place with lots of lizards.

[emkay]

Does that mean that she could have driven in the carpool lane?

If there had been two of them on her hood, she could have had Windshield Vipers.

[Margaritaville]

"Hey, Buddy! You're dragging your asp on the ground!"