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September 30, 2008

CSI: MIDDLETOWN

(Thanks to Danny)

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Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.

It's about TIME they crack down on those erratic-acting cow suits.

oh and MOOOO FIRST!

Le truco de hato??

They decided not to release her, however, since the kitchen at the jail was short of dairy products.

udder lunacy.

El truco sombrero, Sioux.

These Chick-Fil-A campaigns have gone TOO FAR!!!

There's a FAR SIDE cartoon in there somewhere. Paging Gary Larson!!!

Don't taze cattle-prod me, bro!

I expected to read she had urinated on a flat rock.

I hate it when legends die.

She wasn't urinating.. She just thought it was milkin' time.

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.

Well, can you blame her? What were the kids doing in her cow suit anyway?

What? She was in the cow suit? Oh, that's different. Never mind.

It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.

Um, because it was milking time?

"She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say."

Ummmmmm.... not sure I want to ask this question, but was this one of those cow costumes with an udder on it? 'Cause if she.... you know what, let's just forget the whole thing.

"a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically"

I think the "erratic" part was already established...

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