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September 29, 2008

CSI: CLINTON TOWNSHIP, N.J.

Key Quote: Shamponore said that while she was away from her room earlier that day, a resident of the Fountain Motel had taken her hamster, police said. She and two friends then went to the Fountain Motel to retrieve the hamster, but denied trying to break the door down.

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Resists the urge to post a question about Richard Gere's involvement . . .

. . . and your father smelled of elderberries!

She must have a really acute sense of smell if she could follow the scent of a hamster to another motel.

I suspect the hamster broke the door down trying to escape back into the wild. Being fought over by this gang would kick in any animal's survival instincts.

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Candyham."
"Don't you mean candyGRam?"
"Candyham."
"Ok, candyham who?"
"Candyhamster fit up your butt? I need to hide him quick."

When you're feeling bereft
Cos your hamster has left
Shamponore

When the folks start to yell
At the Fountain Motel
Shamponore

OJ Vegas robbery, New Jersey style

I think I might agree with Padraig.

So much for tonight's special at the Fountain Motel.

It is sweet in a way that people are willing to fight for their hamster.

*Snork*@Candyham!

Yes, M-ville, very gallant....

Prepare to defend yourself, sir! The hamster - she is mine!
*Shots ring out, a body slumps to the floor. Life on the run begins for a man and his rodent*

Yeah, I go ballastic, too, if anyone plays with my gerbil...

Sorry.

(not really)

♫♫ dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo
dee doo dee doo doo... ♫♫

That's what's going to stay with me for the rest of the evening Cat. Thanks so much.

You think you got troubles, cowhand? I saw it first thing this morning.

♫♫ dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo
dee doo dee doo doo... ♫♫

*curses Cat R*

Maybe this will help.

*sets coffee maker to stun*

Good morni...♫♫ dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo
dee doo dee doo doo... ♫♫

*SMACKS* Cat!!!

Thanks, fiv. That drove it away.

*avoids posting link to Shatner doing "Lucy in the Sky"*

It was a time of wrenching cataclysm for The Blog. Bloodstains enveloped thousands upon thousands of keyboards. Monitors were shattered and speakers smashed throughout the blogosphere. Bodies, curled up, with eyes staring vacantly into the distance and lips blending ghostly, incomprehensible melodies with screams of sheer horror, littered the floors of countless homes and offices.

The Earwig Wars were upon us.

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