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Here be a collection of pirate-themed ads.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
And here be a Brazilian ad site that has nothing to do with pirates, but you should check it out anyway. Wait for the lady to load (you'll see) then put a man's name in the first box and a woman's in the second. (Or any gender of names. We don't care.) You can leave the email boxes blank. The click "Visualizar."
(Thanks to Cap'n Marty Redbeard Merzer)
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Just for the record, I'm every pirate's worst nightmare...sunken chest and no booty.
Posted by: SandyEggo | September 19, 2008 at 02:21 PM
HARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2008 at 02:23 PM
Hearty *snork* @ SandyEggo!
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 02:26 PM
Sandy - it could be worse. You could be mooring your dinghy in the wrong slip. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 02:28 PM
*Harrsnorrrrrk* @ Sandy!
I be a Cuban Pirate - not much of a chest but plenty of booty.
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2008 at 02:31 PM
NTTAWWT, Annie LOL
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2008 at 02:31 PM
Har! I be an Irish Pirate - treacherous territory and a whiskey shot across the upper deck.
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 02:38 PM
That be bizarrrre
Posted by: Cap'n Liza Leadblade | September 19, 2008 at 02:41 PM
There be nothin' wrong with yer chest, Cap'n Helga. Perhaps a gentle rubbing to touch things up...
Posted by: Hammie the Damp, Scourge of the Upper Hammock | September 19, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Shame there isn't a davebarrrrrrrry.com
Posted by: Clayton Hove | September 19, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Ohhhhhhhh Hammie, ya saucy scoundrel! Ya be dampin'me pantaloons!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2008 at 02:56 PM
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Where's your buccaneers?" "On my buccanhead".
Posted by: SandyEggo | September 19, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Step away from the lass, Damp Hammie, lest you wish a trim of yer hawsehole by Cap'n Furly.
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 03:04 PM
That kinda be lookin' like a Pirate prarie dog, or it be a reeeallly fat squirrel.
Posted by: Pirate Lizzy The Dreaded Curser | September 19, 2008 at 03:18 PM
Ohhhhh! I've always wanted my name on a fat Brazilian man's a$$!
Posted by: Arrrrrrrlbeback | September 19, 2008 at 03:28 PM
I totally did that Brazilian thing backwards. I put my name first and a friend's name second. Which actually made it pretty damn funny.
Posted by: Suzy Wenchgirl | September 19, 2008 at 03:31 PM
Great site you guys have!
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Posted by: Steve | September 19, 2008 at 03:34 PM
Suz, I did that too! LOL
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! to the plank with ya, spammerrrrrrrrrr!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Arrgh!!!!! Prepare to repel boarders!!!
Posted by: Hammie the Damp, Scourge of the Upper Hammock | September 19, 2008 at 03:35 PM
PLTDC, I think it's a pirate prairie dawg. I liked his 'scurvy-knave' stare.
Posted by: Annie Port-in-a-Storrrrrm | September 19, 2008 at 03:36 PM
Keelhaul the scurvy bilgin' spamrat!!
P.S. - Arrrrrhhhh!
Posted by: Yarrrrrrrdarrrrrrrrm the Blue | September 19, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Haaaarrrrr, Haaaarrrr, Haaarrrgh!
Posted by: Pirate Lizzy The Dreaded Curser | September 19, 2008 at 03:46 PM
I'm a Lithuanian pirate. Ample chest, sturdy booty. And we'll be abscondin' with yer potatoes, and you'll eat yer kugelis, and you'll LIKE it!
Posted by: Cap'n Tess Knocknees | September 19, 2008 at 03:55 PM
That was arrrrrrrmusing!
Posted by: Squintin' Guin the Left-handed | September 19, 2008 at 06:22 PM