Here be a collection of pirate-themed ads.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
And here be a Brazilian ad site that has nothing to do with pirates, but you should check it out anyway. Wait for the lady to load (you'll see) then put a man's name in the first box and a woman's in the second. (Or any gender of names. We don't care.) You can leave the email boxes blank. The click "Visualizar."
(Thanks to Cap'n Marty Redbeard Merzer)