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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
(Tosses 'I' up for Dave)
Posted by: daisymae | September 07, 2008 at 02:44 PM
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 07, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Vandals my ass!
Posted by: SW | September 07, 2008 at 03:04 PM
I see England, I see France, I see "I" on Idaho's pants...
Posted by: frodolives | September 07, 2008 at 03:08 PM
"I" might start watching football after all...
Posted by: Cat R | September 07, 2008 at 03:26 PM
"They're saying we signed off on it. We did sign off on it, but the actual design of the uniforms were changed," Spear said.
Apparently it were.
Posted by: Betsy | September 07, 2008 at 03:54 PM
*Snorks* @ SW & frodo!
We did sign off on it, but the actual design of the uniforms were changed," Spear said.
Athletic Director Spear was NOT an English major.
Is this an I.V. League school?
Posted by: Just Ducky | September 07, 2008 at 03:54 PM
"I"-yi-yi!
Posted by: Wes S. | September 07, 2008 at 04:01 PM
Yes, JD. The "V" for "I.V." is on the front of their pants.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 07, 2008 at 04:02 PM
"vandals man-handled?"
Posted by: insomniac | September 07, 2008 at 04:17 PM
I think after being on the receiving end of a 70-0 beat down by Arizona, Nike might just let that account go to Adidas.
Posted by: BoscoH | September 07, 2008 at 04:17 PM
*I* see butt.
Posted by: Siouxie, hunkering outside the cone of death | September 07, 2008 at 04:18 PM
^5, Betsy!
Thanks, Annie. I knew you'd have the answer.
Posted by: Just Ducky | September 07, 2008 at 04:18 PM
Thank goodness they're not called the Idaho Targets.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 07, 2008 at 04:20 PM
I thought there was no "I" in "team."
Posted by: Just Ducky | September 07, 2008 at 04:26 PM
Oh yeah, I've heard of them, the Idaho Butt-Eyes!
Posted by: CJrun | September 07, 2008 at 06:12 PM
I don't think "Let Us Vandalize Your Ass" is a good message for a company to send to the buying public.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 07, 2008 at 06:18 PM
From the headline I thought some vandals had come in and redecorated their @sses (IYKWIM).
Or is that what happened?
I'm so confused.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 07, 2008 at 06:50 PM
The I's have it!
Posted by: Mr Death | September 07, 2008 at 07:26 PM
I had to look several times to see who posted this. I couldn't believe it wasn't judi.
Posted by: Moon | September 07, 2008 at 08:01 PM
But then I remembered. judi has been fired!
Posted by: Moon | September 07, 2008 at 08:02 PM
Judi must have been on a well deserved break after the D/RNCs. I was just keeping my Is on the prize for her.
Posted by: BA | September 07, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Right, it was the Vandals. It's always the Vandals. Did you ever think that maybe just once, perhaps this was the work of the Picts or the Visigoths?
Posted by: Disgruntled Vandal | September 07, 2008 at 10:10 PM
I imagine the Vandals took a wide stance on this issue, don't you think?
Posted by: klezmerphan | September 07, 2008 at 10:33 PM
With ALL of my apologies, you do NOT want to click on this link!!!, butt, if you do, the sole participant assures us that you will be educated...
Posted by: maxwell smart | September 07, 2008 at 11:00 PM
Idaho wore the pants -- which featured a prominent "I" with "Vandals" in script across the butt -- during its 70-0 season-opening loss to Arizona.
"Where did Idaho finish in it's 2008 finish against Arizona?"
"Dat be da butt, bob!"
Posted by: frodolives | September 07, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Although "Idaho Vandals" is an oxymoron, it still WBAGNFARB...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 08, 2008 at 09:19 AM
Please accept my apology for the following post.
Posted by: padraig | September 08, 2008 at 09:27 AM
But what about their traditional rivals, the Boise Butt Pirates?
Posted by: padraig | September 08, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Sorry, once that team name got into my head the only way to get rid of it was to give it to y'all.
Posted by: padraig | September 08, 2008 at 09:28 AM
At least it's not an "O".
Posted by: Wally Ballou | September 08, 2008 at 02:26 PM