ATTENTION, BRET FAVRE FANS WHO ARE AMBIVALENT ABOUT HIS DECISION TO PLAY FOR THE JETS

Here you go.

(Thanks to Eileen Griffin)

Comments

[Dr. Bob]

What happened to this post?

[Dr. Bob]

Dave broke the bot.

[Siouxie]

*Ambivalent about giving a sh!t*

[fivver]

*Hotbed of apathy.*

[Allen at Division]

Made ME laugh, anyway...
Jet Favre and the New York Bretts.

[Cat R]

I don't see that going over too well in the stands.

[padraig the cheesehead]

This is turning into gang warfare up in Cheeseland. Pretty soon we're gonna have roving packs in Rodgers jerseys bustin' up guys in Favre jerseys. The sound track will alternate "When You're a Jet You're a Jet All the Way" with the Packer fight song.

Hey, you live around Green Bay, you only have about four months of drama per year. Gotta make the most of it.

[eilbeback]

*I got posted! I'm no longer a virgin!*

[Siouxie]

um..yay? eilbeback!

[Not My Usual Alias]

I was hoping for a cell phone cover with a similar graphic.

[frodolives]

Padraig!! Gotta give ya' the ® frodolives request... "Can you throw a few bucks my way to help pay for the new computer I need to buy after SNORKING Pepsi all over this one?" ROFLMAO!

[Allen at Division]

When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
From your first game with Bret
To the last playoff day!

When you're a Jet,
Giant's spit hits a fan,
You got blockers around,
You're a family man!

We'll get you a loan,
You're always well-connected!
You're homes not your own:
When blitzers are expected,
You're well protected!

OWWWW! (Ooops...)

Then your leg's set
In a cast with a J,
Which you'll never forget
When they cart you away.
When you're a Jet,
You stay a Jet!

[Allen at Division]

'

The missing apostrophe...I blame the French.

[Roscoe Kurdli]

Did anyone notice that the ad has the sides wrong? It says: "Green Bay Packers on the left New York Jets on the right", but the right side of the uniform is the Packers.

[klezmerphan]

Three cheers for Allen at Division!

I love "West Side Story" -- it's in my Top Ten musicals list!

(As an aside, I miss Leonard Bernstein! sigh)

[crossgirl]

bravo allen!!!

[crossgirl]

bravo allen!

brett favre
the jets signed a guy named brett favre
and suddenly the game
will never be the same
to me

[MAC]

Can somebody do me a favre and explain how the name F-A-V-R-E can be pronounced "farve?" I could understand if the V was silent, but it's still pronounced, just in the wrong place. It's giving me a pronounced headache.

[Allen at Division]

Crossgirl, second verse:

Brett Farve!
Brings a crowd when he first starts playing,
For his long passes the fans will be praying.
Brett Farve!
He'll never quit playing, Brett Farve!

[padraig]

Mac, Mac, Mac.

Brett's from Kiln, Mississippi, which they pronounce "Keen." Does that help any? Me neither.

Allen, Allen, Allen.

Pronounced "farve." Spelled "FaVRe." Plus to fit the "Maria" rhyming scheme you'd have to sing either "Brett Far-ahrvvvve..." or "Brett Fav-rehhh..." I know I'm nitpickin', but you're talking about my two favorite geniuses, Lennie and Brett. I get so TOUCHY!

Have fun in GB, wish I were goin' with ya.

[Allen at Division]

I was going to tell Mac he had never met a Cajun if he was trying to get spellings and pronunciations to agree...

And Pad:
(1) Even Shakespeare had to have words pro-noun-CED so that they could be rhym-ED; and
(2) It's not as egregious as Toto's "Africa":
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti...

Go Pack Go!

[BobsBlitz]

Reminds me of a Jacket I own...

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2008/09/jets-packers-favre-jersey-for.html