ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
(Thanks to Matt Blackstone)
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Well, at least she had her Belton.
Posted by: Cat R | September 23, 2008 at 07:14 PM
After that kind of drive, I'd need a drink too.
Posted by: ExMatt | September 23, 2008 at 07:20 PM
If I'd had that kind of drive, I'd need a drink too.
Posted by: ExMatt | September 23, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Oops. Maybe I already had the drink.
Posted by: ExMatt | September 23, 2008 at 07:22 PM
"Hey barkeep, gimme a Sidecar!" (cue Cat's link)
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 23, 2008 at 07:22 PM
Looks like they're keeping Pearce Adams pretty busy these days.
Posted by: shell | September 23, 2008 at 07:23 PM
Ex Matt, it's not you. The posts are posting funny. I almost double-posted too, but eventually saw my post come up.
*suddenly has craving for Post Raisin Bran*
Posted by: Cat R | September 23, 2008 at 07:29 PM
Great link, Cat- I'm sure it will get a lot of use on this blog!
Posted by: frodolives | September 23, 2008 at 07:32 PM
Second Anderson wacky-driver story du jour, after the speedy-tree tale. Yipes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 23, 2008 at 07:47 PM
I'll drink to that!
Posted by: Sarah Palin | September 23, 2008 at 07:58 PM
And I will drink to that too.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 23, 2008 at 07:59 PM
It's an oldie but a goodie here, frodo.
:-)
Posted by: Cat R | September 23, 2008 at 08:04 PM
Sounds like somebody needs a little time in the Drink About It chair.
Posted by: Mr Death | September 23, 2008 at 08:21 PM
As Annie pointed out, the entire town of Anderson has been annexed by Florida.
Posted by: CJrun | September 23, 2008 at 08:32 PM
Cat, Huh! Don't know how I've missed it in the past!
Posted by: frodolives | September 23, 2008 at 08:38 PM
For Mountain and West Coast folks, House is great. How they continue to be so good, sometimes just surprises me.
Posted by: CJrun | September 23, 2008 at 08:54 PM
CJ?? Just saw it now watching "Fringe". Another awesome show.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 23, 2008 at 09:03 PM
yeah, CJ, House is great. cancer that's not cancer... still waitin' for the end...
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | September 23, 2008 at 09:53 PM
Officer 1: "Ma'am, we need to ask you to blow into your deflated air bag so we can check your blood alcohol content..."
Loretta Tollison: "I think this is PROFILING!!!"
Officer 2: "Ma'am, you spun another vehicle 180 degrees, and proceeded through a restricted construction zone."
Loretta Tollison: "AND EXACTLY HOW MANY OTHER VEHICLES HAVE YOU STOPPED FOR DOING THE SAME THING??? JUST MINE? My lawyer will be in touch with you for profiling! (hic!)"
Officer 1: "Ma'am, I would VERY much like for you to take your right arm, hold it at 90 degrees to your body, bend your elbow, and touch the end of your nose..."
...
Posted by: frodolives | September 23, 2008 at 09:56 PM
Anderson needs to give Pearce a night off. He looks nice enough. Maybe a round could be sent from the bar...as long as those fast moving trees are busy elsewhere.
http://www.independentmail.com/staff/pearce-adams/
Posted by: shell | September 24, 2008 at 12:17 AM
Hmmm...Anderson...Belton...Tollison...Stevenson...Mattison....Williamston....LeBaron...
Somethin' goin' ON here, but you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Pearce?
Posted by: SW | September 24, 2008 at 01:10 AM
Hmmm...Anderson...Belton...Tollison... Stevenson...Mattison....Williamston....LeBaron...
Somethin' goin' ON here, but you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Pearce?
Posted by: SW | September 24, 2008 at 01:11 AM
Key quotes:
"Loretta Tollison, 52, of Stevenson Drive was ordered to pay a fine of $262.50 or spend 20 days in jail after pleading guilty Friday to public intoxication."
"Judge Ken Mattison allowed Tollison to sign a $1,152.50 bond and told her to return to court Oct. 17 to hear charges of leaving the scene of an accident and a temporary work-zone violation."
Soooo, the question is, who on earth sets these fine and bond amounts? Is it some City Hall lackey who likes to brag that they have added a fifty-cent "tax" onto each one, and no one in South Carolina noticed?
Posted by: klezmerphan | September 24, 2008 at 01:50 AM