« Previous | Main | Next »

September 23, 2008

ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

(Thanks to Matt Blackstone)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Well, at least she had her Belton.

After that kind of drive, I'd need a drink too.

If I'd had that kind of drive, I'd need a drink too.

Oops. Maybe I already had the drink.

"Hey barkeep, gimme a Sidecar!" (cue Cat's link)

Looks like they're keeping Pearce Adams pretty busy these days.

Ex Matt, it's not you. The posts are posting funny. I almost double-posted too, but eventually saw my post come up.

*suddenly has craving for Post Raisin Bran*

Great link, Cat- I'm sure it will get a lot of use on this blog!

Second Anderson wacky-driver story du jour, after the speedy-tree tale. Yipes.

I'll drink to that!

And I will drink to that too.

It's an oldie but a goodie here, frodo.
:-)

Sounds like somebody needs a little time in the Drink About It chair.

As Annie pointed out, the entire town of Anderson has been annexed by Florida.

Cat, Huh! Don't know how I've missed it in the past!

For Mountain and West Coast folks, House is great. How they continue to be so good, sometimes just surprises me.

CJ?? Just saw it now watching "Fringe". Another awesome show.

yeah, CJ, House is great. cancer that's not cancer... still waitin' for the end...

Officer 1: "Ma'am, we need to ask you to blow into your deflated air bag so we can check your blood alcohol content..."

Loretta Tollison: "I think this is PROFILING!!!"

Officer 2: "Ma'am, you spun another vehicle 180 degrees, and proceeded through a restricted construction zone."

Loretta Tollison: "AND EXACTLY HOW MANY OTHER VEHICLES HAVE YOU STOPPED FOR DOING THE SAME THING??? JUST MINE? My lawyer will be in touch with you for profiling! (hic!)"

Officer 1: "Ma'am, I would VERY much like for you to take your right arm, hold it at 90 degrees to your body, bend your elbow, and touch the end of your nose..."

...

Anderson needs to give Pearce a night off. He looks nice enough. Maybe a round could be sent from the bar...as long as those fast moving trees are busy elsewhere.

http://www.independentmail.com/staff/pearce-adams/

Hmmm...Anderson...Belton...Tollison...Stevenson...Mattison....Williamston....LeBaron...

Somethin' goin' ON here, but you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Pearce?

Hmmm...Anderson...Belton...Tollison... Stevenson...Mattison....Williamston....LeBaron...

Somethin' goin' ON here, but you don't know what it is
Do you, Mr. Pearce?

Key quotes:

"Loretta Tollison, 52, of Stevenson Drive was ordered to pay a fine of $262.50 or spend 20 days in jail after pleading guilty Friday to public intoxication."

"Judge Ken Mattison allowed Tollison to sign a $1,152.50 bond and told her to return to court Oct. 17 to hear charges of leaving the scene of an accident and a temporary work-zone violation."

Soooo, the question is, who on earth sets these fine and bond amounts? Is it some City Hall lackey who likes to brag that they have added a fifty-cent "tax" onto each one, and no one in South Carolina noticed?

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise