WHICH IS WHY THE MALES TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT IS NOT MOVING

(Thanks to Claude Kutaka)

Comments

[Lairbo]

God help us if Donald Trump has a dog.

[Siouxie]

I dunno. I've never heard of a dog trying to mate with a picnic table.

[Not My Usual Alias]

. . . .
When a lone dog was asked to raise its paw but received no treat, the researchers found it begged for up to 30 minutes.
. . . .
I think the learning has gone both ways for quite awhile now.

[queensbee]

this study is obviously a candidate for the ig-noble awards. what a riot. woof.

[oldmanatee]

Raises paw....

[CJrun]

I don't choose to limit myself to things that aren't moving.

[crossgirl]

*hides the dogs from cj*

[gjd]

What I want to know is were there any Chinese in on this scientific research.

"Dog is thinking it is on the menu."

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

. . . and they would NEVER chew up a USB stick.

[padraig]

Whattaya mean, NOT moving? The ones that are moving are the frisky ones.

I used to refer to a friend as "cardiosexual" -- he'd jump anything that had a pulse.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Did you mean male dogs or male humans, Dave?

Or was it generic?

[MartiniShark]

So hold on, all those times my ex-wife said I was in the doghouse she actually meant I was a good boy?

[Siouxie]

um..probably not, Sharkie. Don't fool yourself.

[MartiniShark]

I was not the one I was trying to fool.

[Christine]

So hold on, all those times my ex-wife said I was in the doghouse she actually meant I was a good boy?

As MartiniShark's ex-wife, I can promise you that he was NEVER a "good boy"! (Which explains *perfectly* why I married him to begin with!)

:)

[Christine]

I was not the one I was trying to fool.

...and THAT explains the divorce! LOL.

Bad MartiniShark!

I do wonder if a firm swat on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper would have worked...???