'WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, MOM?'
"Oh, nothing much. Maybe just some cash."
(Thanks to jpenman and queensbee)
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August 21, 2008
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It's good to keep the family together.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | August 21, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Geez, I'm a bad son. Mom and I don't do anything together anymore. Sigh.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 21, 2008 at 10:36 AM
She was probably in a minivan, talking on her cellphone.
Posted by: CJrun | August 21, 2008 at 10:39 AM
And I was worried about what my kids watched on TV.
Posted by: Erb's point | August 21, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Glad to see Ma Barker is alive and well.....
Posted by: clark Kent | August 21, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Sort of makes lining up a hooker for Dad on his birthday seem like a good idea.
Posted by: Don't Want to Spoil the Surprise | August 21, 2008 at 11:00 AM
The family that strays together...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2008 at 11:00 AM
Soon to be a major motion picture starring Rosie O'Donnell with Owen Wilson and his brothers...
Posted by: Steve Haller | August 21, 2008 at 11:12 AM
And they say the woman's 13-month-old daughter and two boys ages 10 and 14 rode along during the robberies in Greenfield and Milwaukee. ...
If she had left the kids home alone they might have gotten into trouble.....
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 21, 2008 at 11:18 AM
"moooo-om, how come bradley, gets to be the holdup man?"
"'cause he's the oldest, and still a juvenile, also you couldn't see over the counter."
"gee, mrs. jones, this is more fun than when we played laser tag last week with my stepdad."
"thank you, why can't you kids be more like your friend here?"
"here comes bradley!"
"i call shotgun!"
"now, kids, shotguns are for bank jobs, maybe next year...now, who's up for robbing a dairy queen?"
"yay!"
Posted by: insomniac | August 21, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Actually on TruTV the other day they once again showed the footage of the guy who takes his maybe 5 year old kid along with him while he robs a convenience store. The kid just stands there while the clerk whales into the robber, who still gets away dragging the little boy with him. Pitiful.
Posted by: Steve Haller | August 21, 2008 at 11:23 AM
snork @ insomniac!
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 21, 2008 at 11:25 AM
i hate it when we have to go robbing on my birthday mom, cant we just steal food from the grocery store??? could we steal some cake?????
Posted by: queensbee | August 21, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Brilliant, insom! :D You should write scripts for the next CBS Movie of the Week: My Mother, the Wheelman.
Posted by: Diva | August 21, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Nothing like a summer getaway car with family.
Posted by: cowhand214 | August 21, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Diva, that would have been a great movie for Stallone and Estelle Getty.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Maybe it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 21, 2008 at 05:00 PM
How far away can the video game be?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 21, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Sadly, the 10 and 14 yr. olds are probably already lost causes too. I'd love to hear how they are in 5/10 years.
Posted by: shell | August 22, 2008 at 02:16 AM
Sadly, the 10 and 14 yr. olds are probably already lost causes too. I'd love to hear how they are in 5/10 years.
Posted by: shell | August 22, 2008 at 02:17 AM