Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
SNORK! at Jon... But in the Chinese spirit of the Olympics, they're not real crop circles, it's a special effects fake-out done with that magnetic fuzz that comes with the faces.
I think he just bumped into wet paint while texting.
Posted by: CJrun | August 13, 2008 at 06:15 AM
The father is Dennis Rodman?
Posted by: Erb's point | August 13, 2008 at 07:28 AM
Parental humiliation is apparently universal.
Posted by: Guin | August 13, 2008 at 07:30 AM
Look yall.. it's the year of the rat.....tail.
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 13, 2008 at 07:47 AM
i'd heard that scalping had become and issue but i just assumed the news was referring to tickets.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 13, 2008 at 07:59 AM
Poor kid. That's child abuse!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 13, 2008 at 09:27 AM
When is it little Hei Ai Mo's turn to do Mom's hair?
Posted by: circuit7 | August 13, 2008 at 10:41 AM
When is it little Hei Ai Mo's turn to do Mom's hair?
Posted by: circuit7 | August 13, 2008 at 10:46 AM
awwww, that's adorable! he got into the scissors again, did he?
Posted by: judi | August 13, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Guess it's good they didn't host World Cup Square Dancing.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 13, 2008 at 10:55 AM
I see rednecks come in all nationalities.
Posted by: Margaritaville | August 13, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Look! Little aliens have burned little crop circles into his head.
Posted by: Jon | August 13, 2008 at 10:58 AM
SNORK! at Jon... But in the Chinese spirit of the Olympics, they're not real crop circles, it's a special effects fake-out done with that magnetic fuzz that comes with the faces.
Posted by: circuit7 | August 13, 2008 at 11:07 AM
You sure that's not the kid's VIN number?
Posted by: Thaddeus Gunn | August 13, 2008 at 04:49 PM
I can't wait for BOCOG to sue the mother for unauthorised use of the Olympic rings...
Posted by: Mr Death | August 13, 2008 at 06:46 PM