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First to turn tail and run!
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 20, 2008 at 11:13 AM
good thing he wasn't stupid enough to be running where bear live.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 20, 2008 at 11:22 AM
they are getting even with us for all those --- steaks.
Posted by: queensbee | August 20, 2008 at 11:25 AM
SOON TO BE A FREE AGENT SIGNINED BY THE MIAMI DOLPHINS!
Posted by: CJrun | August 20, 2008 at 11:27 AM
It wasn't the running, the cow was okay with that, but when he started setting up the grill...
Posted by: fivver | August 20, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Bovine rage is on the rise!
Posted by: biggin | August 20, 2008 at 12:03 PM
"scared witless"...Is that a typo?
Posted by: olddude | August 20, 2008 at 12:55 PM
I swear it wasn't me....
Posted by: Apple | August 20, 2008 at 01:08 PM
"SHE GAVE ME A 'BUM' STEER"!, he 'Uddered'
Posted by: Ednausean | August 20, 2008 at 02:25 PM
EAT MOR CHIKN!...
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 20, 2008 at 03:14 PM
Shouldn' that be one two tree hill? Or couple two tree hill?
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 20, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Duh. Why do they think they call it Mad Cow?
Hair flip
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | August 20, 2008 at 08:32 PM