OLYMPIC UPDATE
Katrina Candy and the Pizzle Traders WBAGNFARB
(Thanks to Phil Snyder)
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August 22, 2008
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Venison in general is kind of "male stimulant" anyway, isn't it?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 22, 2008 at 08:47 AM
Well shizzle my nizzle.
Posted by: Punkin | August 22, 2008 at 08:52 AM
Pizzles can be consumed in various ways – defrosted and eaten; mixed with alcohol, which is then drunk; served in soup; or dried and made into capsules or a paste.
Um..no thanks.
LOL fo shizzle, Punkin!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 22, 2008 at 08:58 AM
"There is no reason to dismiss it. It's been used in our country for thousands of years."
Chinese have been eating Scot deer pizzles for thousands of years? Time to rewrite the history books.
Posted by: fivver | August 22, 2008 at 09:07 AM
There is a reason that the Scottish people are known for their anger, it is just that with globablization of the economy that one of the sources can now become a commodity for export.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 22, 2008 at 09:17 AM
When the FDA bans this stuff, I can imagine the next step:
"Hey, you over there," says shady man with a wart on his nose, "I've got some choice pizzle for you. Shhhh. Here, you just add some to your chucky chicken noddles."
Posted by: Melody Platz | August 22, 2008 at 09:18 AM
what's a carcase?? a garage? confizzled.
Posted by: queensbee | August 22, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Deer Penis, won't you help us to play?
Deer Penis, eaten the old fashioned way
The sun is dark, the sky is hazy
You help us not to be so lazy
Deer Penis won't you help us to play?
(notes that Siouxsie and the Banshees [or something like that] covered this in the 80s)
Posted by: CJrun | August 22, 2008 at 09:29 AM
However, I'm sure our gold medals have been won by sheer dedication...."
as opposed to deer desecration.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 22, 2008 at 09:40 AM
It will also add years to Chinese gymnast passports!
Posted by: Braniff | August 22, 2008 at 09:48 AM
*snorks* @ cg and CJ! (btw, I love Siouxsie's version of that)
Posted by: Siouxie | August 22, 2008 at 10:00 AM
I've had deer pizzle, and it tastes like crap.
Posted by: MartiniShark | August 22, 2008 at 11:06 AM
It's called Coors, Sharkie.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 22, 2008 at 11:45 AM
To paraphrase Lyndon Johnson, "Mao Tse Tung will never lay his hands on THIS pizzle."
(If you're not into geezer urban legends, you may not fully appreciate the humor in this.)
Posted by: padraig | August 22, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Paging Karl Pilkington ...
[google him and his most famous quote]
Posted by: not Ricky Gervais | August 25, 2008 at 01:34 PM