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August 21, 2008
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You want fries with that?
Posted by: CJrun | August 21, 2008 at 07:42 AM
Lucky guy. Some people pay $250 per hour for that kind of treatment, and he gets it for free.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | August 21, 2008 at 08:05 AM
“Kylie opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah,” Feddock said.
"Hit me mama, one more time."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2008 at 08:16 AM
"Bikini Baristas" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: WriterDude | August 21, 2008 at 08:26 AM
In an unrelated story, county emergency rooms are seeing a spike in incidences of unexplained 2nd degree burns on faces, chests and wee wees.
Posted by: Punkin | August 21, 2008 at 08:28 AM
I like my coffe like I like my women....hot and bitter.
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 21, 2008 at 09:05 AM
They tried to get a look at the man’s license plate, but that too was covered up with women’s underwear.
Nice touch.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 21, 2008 at 09:13 AM
They should have quoted Raising Arizona to the guy: "Son, you've got a panty on your head."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2008 at 09:26 AM
I like my coffe like I like my women....hot and bitter.
Posted by: oldmanatee | 09:05 AM on August 21, 2008
*snork*
Good one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2008 at 09:27 AM
I also loved this:
“He has underwear over his face, he's wearing hot pink panties now and the underwear that he was wearing is over his face and there's a little peephole so he can see,” Feddock said.
Now that's not a look most men can carry off.
Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Not most women either.
Well ... I bet Billie Piper could pull it off in the BBC's "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | August 21, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Feddock and another barista were working around 5 a.m. last Thursday when the incident happened. They tried to get a look at the man’s license plate, but that too was covered up with women’s underwear.
So, why not just have the cops pull over any car with panties over the tag? Or is that an epidemic out there? Or is the new word pandemic? I get my -demics confused...
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 21, 2008 at 10:18 AM
old: you'd have thought there would be cops hanging around Java Girls all the time IYKWIM, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 21, 2008 at 10:43 AM
I manage a coffee shop that recently had a guy sneak into the ladies room and leer at a woman innocently minding her own buisness in the next stall. The women in Washington could be dressed like astronauts, it doesn't matter, wherever women gather, warped individuals will find a way to try and abuse them.
I was happy tho to read the article, my first thoughts were,
"Hooray! Coffee house chicks fight back!"
My second thought however is,
"I don't care if it is August, 5am in Washinton is not time for beach wear...."
Brrrrr...
Posted by: Laura Vona | August 21, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Bikini babes selling coffee is still better than the naked guy donut shop...
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 21, 2008 at 10:56 AM
My brother used to say:
"I like my coffee like I like my women . . . . I freakin' HATE coffee."
This was after a divorce and custody battle, mind you, he's not gay NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Sarcasmo | August 21, 2008 at 11:07 AM
I'm guessing her outfit Super-sized him.
Posted by: MartiniShark | August 21, 2008 at 12:00 PM
She wasn't mad about the situation until she noticed they were her panties and bra. And he filled the bra out better.
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 21, 2008 at 12:23 PM
I love coffee,
I love tea,
I love the Java Girls
But they don't love me...
Posted by: Mr Death | August 21, 2008 at 12:53 PM