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August 21, 2008

JAVA GIRLS

Don't mess with them.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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You want fries with that?

Lucky guy. Some people pay $250 per hour for that kind of treatment, and he gets it for free.

“Kylie opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah,” Feddock said.

"Hit me mama, one more time."

"Bikini Baristas" WBAGNFARB.

In an unrelated story, county emergency rooms are seeing a spike in incidences of unexplained 2nd degree burns on faces, chests and wee wees.

I like my coffe like I like my women....hot and bitter.

They tried to get a look at the man’s license plate, but that too was covered up with women’s underwear.

Nice touch.

They should have quoted Raising Arizona to the guy: "Son, you've got a panty on your head."

I like my coffe like I like my women....hot and bitter.

Posted by: oldmanatee | 09:05 AM on August 21, 2008

*snork*

Good one.

I also loved this:

“He has underwear over his face, he's wearing hot pink panties now and the underwear that he was wearing is over his face and there's a little peephole so he can see,” Feddock said.

Now that's not a look most men can carry off.

Siouxie told me.

Not most women either.

Well ... I bet Billie Piper could pull it off in the BBC's "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" ...

Feddock and another barista were working around 5 a.m. last Thursday when the incident happened. They tried to get a look at the man’s license plate, but that too was covered up with women’s underwear.

So, why not just have the cops pull over any car with panties over the tag? Or is that an epidemic out there? Or is the new word pandemic? I get my -demics confused...

old: you'd have thought there would be cops hanging around Java Girls all the time IYKWIM, right?

I manage a coffee shop that recently had a guy sneak into the ladies room and leer at a woman innocently minding her own buisness in the next stall. The women in Washington could be dressed like astronauts, it doesn't matter, wherever women gather, warped individuals will find a way to try and abuse them.
I was happy tho to read the article, my first thoughts were,

"Hooray! Coffee house chicks fight back!"

My second thought however is,
"I don't care if it is August, 5am in Washinton is not time for beach wear...."

Brrrrr...

Bikini babes selling coffee is still better than the naked guy donut shop...

My brother used to say:

"I like my coffee like I like my women . . . . I freakin' HATE coffee."

This was after a divorce and custody battle, mind you, he's not gay NTTAWWT.

I'm guessing her outfit Super-sized him.

She wasn't mad about the situation until she noticed they were her panties and bra. And he filled the bra out better.

I love coffee,
I love tea,
I love the Java Girls
But they don't love me...

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