HYGIENE UPDATE
HYGIENE — Residents here say a cow named Apple chased off a bear that had climbed into her favorite apple tree.
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August 18, 2008
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i love this story. i just was about to send it in when i saw the post. awwww.
Posted by: queensbee | August 18, 2008 at 03:35 PM
An apple a day . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 18, 2008 at 03:35 PM
My dog was great friends with a bull.
Posted by: Biggin | August 18, 2008 at 03:39 PM
What do cows, bears and apple trees have to do with this? What about showers and brushing of teeth?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | August 18, 2008 at 03:49 PM
These are your hygiene hijinx.
brings new meaning to the term applewood smoked steaks. First you kill the cow, then smoke here over the wood you got when you cut down her favorite tree...aww now, I'm crying.
But she sure tastes good.
Posted by: JayP | August 18, 2008 at 03:49 PM
so wait, are they saying that this is NOT Old MacDonald's farm? Eieio?
Posted by: JayP | August 18, 2008 at 03:50 PM
Bossie isn't she?
Posted by: fivver | August 18, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Bovine + Ursine = Asinine?
Posted by: Dr. Bob | August 18, 2008 at 03:59 PM
oh, *Hygiene* not *hygiene* ... I was expecting a story about a cow giving a bear a bath ... or sompthin.
Posted by: funniegrrl | August 18, 2008 at 04:05 PM
Nose-touching translation: "OK...here's the deal: You eat at night; I'll take days. You bring me your leftover berries; and we'll go on with the, umm, "milk transfer" whenever it's really, really dark."
"Roger....oops! Here they come"
"Moooooo!"
"Grrrrr!"
Posted by: Betsy | August 18, 2008 at 04:12 PM
So, bovines chasing ursines from Apple? Is this a farm story or a stock market report?
Posted by: KJP | August 18, 2008 at 04:18 PM
Cow and Bear
Posted by: Dr. Bob | August 18, 2008 at 04:23 PM
"...Apple belongs to McDonalds...."
Yum!
Posted by: CJrun | August 18, 2008 at 04:36 PM
Are you calling my daughter a COW?!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow | August 18, 2008 at 04:55 PM
All I know is that after this damned hurricane I'm going out to do some bear tipping.
Posted by: MartiniShark | August 18, 2008 at 05:46 PM
"Apple belongs to McDonald's landlady, Nancy Dayton, who has a house and three rental units on 14 acres."
Sounds like she's advertising for tenants!
Posted by: frodolives | August 18, 2008 at 07:29 PM
OK, geezer alert, who else remembers the end to "Paint Your Wagon" with the bull and bear fight???
Posted by: frodolives | August 18, 2008 at 07:37 PM
Nancy Dayton, Apple’s owner and McDonald’s landlord, said she doesn’t know if her cow was shielding her fruit or just trying to make a new friend.
Make up your mind you cow!!! I don't need new friends!
Oh wait....I think I posted in the wrong blog again....
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 18, 2008 at 11:29 PM
They had just gotten out of a late-night MENSA meeting, obviously.
Posted by: Dr. Doug | August 19, 2008 at 06:33 AM
Please disregard my last post. It was intended for a different blog. Sorry for the trouble.
Posted by: Dr. Doug | August 19, 2008 at 06:35 AM
*Where am I? Am I outside?"
Posted by: eilbeback | August 19, 2008 at 11:05 AM