HENCE THE SMILES ON THE FACES OF THE PEDICAB DRIVERS

As this sign explains, vehicles at the Greenest Convention Ever are fueled by Coors brand waste-beer ethanol.

John J. Regan

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

'waste-beer'? I thought that was a felony.

[BoscoH]

"waste-beer ethanol"? So instead of tasting like p1ss, it tastes like p1ss after you've eaten asparagus?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Waste beer ethanol sounds like something we should be rioting about. I'll get the pitchfork, who's got the tourch?

[CJrun]

Sooo, open containers are allowed in Denver? Cool!

[wickedwitch]

soooo, let me get this right. 'waste-beer' and peddling a$$ make this the greenest convention ever? just checking.

[Cat R]

Yeah, HENCE!

[fivver]

I like it. Cindy's making a profit selling her garbage to Democrats.

[Just Ducky]

THIS is what those drummers should be protesting.

(DPC, you remind me of the classic Laugh-In lines: I've got the yoyo. I've got the string.)

*Boards Geezer bus*

[fivver]

*reads jd's post*
*random neuron fires*

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key...

*grabs tequila to kill neuron*

[Pinky]

I thought those vehicles looked a little bit larger around the midsection . . . .

[CJrun]

Sorry, fiv; I think you mean Pete Coors (Libertarin/Repub); still humorous, though.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Best smelling traffic jam ever.

[fivver]

Just heard Sarah speak. Some advice for Joe Biden for the VP debate:

1)Learn Urdu
2)Move to Pakistan
3)There is no 3.

[Siouxie]

LOL @ Cat & Hence!

Lotsa burpin' too, Annie.

[Steve Haller]

Siouxie, me an' Annie both leftcha a couple funnies back on the last thread...

[Siouxie]

Wasn't she phenomenal, fivver??

[Siouxie]

hah! I saw those! My kitty could do that. He's sweet yet fierce.

btw, GREAT news for you Deadheads. I just read that the Grateful Dead is reuniting for Obama. Possibly even bringing Jerry back from the grave. This is HUGE.

[Steve Haller]

That's nothing, I hear McCain's getting his old back-up group together too...

[Steve Haller]

By the way, if you're looking for top-quality campaign snark, my man Bill Maher kicks off a new season on HBO tonite at 11 PM, with repeats on various HBO stations next week.

AND PAY ATTENTION JUDI -- ONE OF HIS SCHEDULED GUESTS TONIGHT IS CRAIG FERGUSON!

[pogo]

"it tastes like p1ss after you've eaten asparagus?"

Ummm, how would you know?

[Dr. Bob]

Unfortunately, Steve, we won't be able to hear them over the wailing and gnashing of teeth of these.

[Steve Haller]

?? Didn't Stephen King write about those?

[Siouxie]

*smacks* Steve! stop yelling!

(ok..remind me later on ;-P)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Sadly, this is all starting to make sense.

[Annie Where-but-here]

A toast to Dave. Here's to more funny columns from the RNC. (My apologies in advance for the goofy music - Siouxie picked it.)

[Erb's point]

I'll take 2 gallons to go, please.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I hope they're using Coors Light. Otherwise, traffic might get heavy.

[billinbossier]

And now it is time for the Republican show, who have picked for their vice-presidential nominee a good looking woman, who knows how to use a gun. They can't lose.

[Cat R]

Oh, Lord. Palin pronounced it "nucular".

[Steve Haller]

Cat, it's like Obama said, a vote for McCain would just be carrying on the failures of the Bush administration...

[Pinky]

Bill:

Do you think she'll shoot Biden in the thigh?

[frodolives]

Cat R, did you mean this?

[frodolives]

Pinky,

I'm setting up the perimeter now!

[Cat R]

frodolives, no, I meant her.

But now my brain hurts.

[Cat R]

Well, it was there a minute ago. You get the idea.