Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Here I am with Captain Morgan and his entourage, which is clearly a lot less excited about this photo opportunity than Captain Morgan is. Captain Morgan is here at the convention to remind people that they should drink rum be responsible.