CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE DAY SO FAR
Surprisingly, alcohol was involved.
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Golly, he sure looks innocent to me. Maybe he got arrested for sending for Bud. THAT would be a crime.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 27, 2008 at 04:34 PM
You just can't trust hostages these days...
It's not like the good old times back in Stockholm.
Posted by: clark Kent | August 27, 2008 at 04:37 PM
And you notice he didn't ask for beer nuts or pretzels or anything!
This dude is hard core....
Posted by: clark Kent | August 27, 2008 at 04:39 PM
Aww Annie, that wouldn't be beer, that'd be a lab specimen.
Posted by: mm | August 27, 2008 at 04:41 PM
I'm just relieved it wasn't a Floridian this time. ;-)
Posted by: Pam | August 27, 2008 at 04:50 PM
And the black eye? It probably went something like this:
*Knock, knock* "Beer delivery!!"
"All riigghhtttt!" *opens door*
*Thump!! Smack!!* "OOooowww..."
Posted by: CJrun | August 27, 2008 at 04:51 PM
CJ obviously has experience with this sort of thing.
Posted by: Landshark | August 27, 2008 at 05:09 PM
"You fly and I'll buy."
"Goodbye, idiot guy."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 27, 2008 at 06:16 PM
So what's the opposite of Stockholm Syndrome? And technically alcohol wasn't involved, it was about to be involved. So this jackass has no excuse.
Posted by: MartiniShark | August 27, 2008 at 07:53 PM
Page Not Found (404) - I hate it when that happens!!!
Posted by: mary | August 28, 2008 at 01:25 PM
Page Not Found (404) - I hate it when that happens!!!
Posted by: mary | August 28, 2008 at 01:29 PM