ATTENTION, MEN:
Do not click here. Especially if you do not wish to read a story containing the words "groin" and "rusty prong."
Not-Safe-For-Work Advisory: Also do not click here if you do not wish to have your screen suddenly filled with buttocks.
(Thanks to DavCat)

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"Pssssst! Gavin Rigby has an 8 inch pole...pass it on."
Posted by: Punkin | August 01, 2008 at 08:50 AM
Psst! Elanor Rigby pissed on a Pole...passit on
Posted by: diverdowndoc | August 01, 2008 at 08:59 AM
We won't . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | August 01, 2008 at 09:11 AM
You have a tag for that.
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 01, 2008 at 09:22 AM
OUCH!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 01, 2008 at 09:36 AM
He said: “It went about three inches in. It was painful.”
So, all the way, then?
For once I'm sure the entire blog is happy The Sun chose to illustrate this story with a generic butt0cks picture rather than the rusty spike.
As you'll see, metro.co.uk also went with the generic naked butt0cks.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 01, 2008 at 09:40 AM
I was about to thank judi for posting that, and then I realized Dave did it.
Posted by: Margaritaville | August 01, 2008 at 09:53 AM
Rusty Pole used to be my favorite NASCAR driver. Wonder what he's doing in England. Oh, now I see. . .
Posted by: MartiniShark | August 01, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Martini, I think he's on tour with Dick Trickle.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 01, 2008 at 03:12 PM
"Rusty Prong"
WBAGNFAPS
Would Be A Great Name For A Porn Star.
Posted by: Jerry | August 01, 2008 at 07:21 PM