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July 03, 2008

WHY GUYS GENERALLY AVOID ROMANTIC GESTURES

Bad things can happen.

(Thanks to sjhaller)

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Lights candles 40 minutes in advance, then leaves.

She's lucky she learned this about him now.

This would be a good moment to call attetion to the fact that chocolate does not burn.

Well, unless you set it on fire with candles, but otherwise, yeah.

We, on the other hand, wait patiently before we light candles.

Oh, Daaaavvve!!!!!

That's hot

Man wishes he had gone with his first plan of setting out frozen squid to spell out "I'm no sucker! Will you marry me?"

I guess Mr. Lin should have had some frozen food with him as a backup to put it out.

Their wedding song:

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

You know Lin, a diamond is forever -- kind of like your restitution payments will be.

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This only happened because candles on that side of the world burn UP.
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