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July 18, 2008

WHALE-B-GONE

Maybe if someone put it in a suitcase...

(Thanks to Dave R.)

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Yikes!

*BOOM*

As God is my witness, I thought whales could...

Just don't blow it up...

As part of the "decor" in my old dj booth the management had an old whale rib, which had probably been removed from said whale for at least 50 years. When the weather was damp, that thing still stunk to high heaven!

"Rotten Whale Carcasses" wbagnfa punk band

Thanks, judi. I CLEARLY do not need any lunch today.... *urk*

sushi anyone???

C'est la poutine!

Have they not heard of tarps? That's how I keep all my rotting corpses from dropping pieces on the road.

Um, forget I said that.

Don't make me blubber, here.

"Rotten Whale Carcasses" wbagnfa punk band

That is so speciesist. I would much rather see Large Carcass at Sea.

Everyday I find new reasons to fear respect you, Punkin.

Where'd my post go? Sheesh!

Oh. Never mind.

Think of all the sea-haggis you could make.

Surf-n-Urp.

Image I could have gone a long time without:

"Moving it was like trying to move Jell-O that smelled."


Just stick a sign on it - 'Do NOT steal the whale.'

It'll be gone by morning.

I'm very proud to say that I used to live in Kahuku.

My wife and I once came across pig intestines on the beach. Very fond memories.

Hey Sioux, 'member that salmon you had Saturday night...

"We're gonna need a bigger suitcase!"

Couldn't they just get Will Smith to toss it back into the sea?

ick. ick. ick. ick. ick. ick.

*waves hi to djt*

This is one of those times when I say to myself, "I love my job!" So far, I have not had to transport a rotting whale carcass. Nor any clients, for that matter.

Punkin, I agree with you on the tarps, but tie-downs are also VERY important.

mmmmm....tie-downs.....

Guess that would make more sense if I changed my name back.

Nope, didn't help. ;]

*zip-lines in*
Maybe CG will show you, if you go up and see her sometime.
*zip-lines out*

I tried that. She asked me if that was a whale in my suitcase or I was just happy to see her.

MEN!

Someone ought to get a cetacean for leaving a dead whale on that beach.

limps in from Wyo's Workout/Weight Loss Wyoming Extravaganza Hi Guys!!! I'm alive - bruised and battered from cave exploring and climbing, happy as a clam from camping and fishing. Wyo and Mrs. Wyo are awesome.

But we didn't see any rotting sea mammals. Only rodents.

next time they should just call out a pack of squirrels. really. don't ask.

it was only one rotting rodent. (just for the record.)

Snork @ Meanie

Considering it was a sperm whale you'd expect it to be a good swimmer. Guess it lost all motility.

I wonder who got the penis bone?

*big grin*

Anyone got a machete to expedite this process?

Is the female partner (that would be you, Mrs. W.) of this whale an egg whale?

I believe she prefers "Beneficiary", Meanie.

Mornin!

bali, hi!

(Forgive me, I'm in a goofy mood).

Last night I saw "Journey To The Center of the Earth". Y'all, kids will love it! It's 3D and a good story, and I don't remember any swearing at all. Today I'm off to see "Mama Mia", and then dinner with my daughters, it's gonna be a great bonding day! Y'all have a great Saturday as well!

bali, you'll love Mama Mia if you love Abba! I saw that with MY girls last night. I'm trying to spend the weekend with them as well. Not too much time left before the nest is totally empty ;-(

"...a prayer ceremony was held as the remains were buried.

Oh Lord.

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