WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
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the internet holds so much more than one can comprehend, and i can never think of anywhere to go on the www. at least this site is always... uh... entertaining!
Posted by: nora | July 06, 2008 at 03:05 PM
That would not be ME, of course ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:06 PM
I think I resemble that remark ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 06, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Fine. I may have SENT this in. Butt...I'm sure
the pervSteve sent it first.Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:14 PM
Another pervert brought down. Sea urchent beastility is becoming a real problem. If you are into the Little Mermaid.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 06, 2008 at 03:15 PM
OK, that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit...
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:27 PM
What Siouxie and Steve said goes for me too.
Whatever it was.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 06, 2008 at 03:45 PM
lil, do you know where there (not they're or their) is a meeting of MA [Mermaids Anonymous]?
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:46 PM
... oh, and Jeff asked me...
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:53 PM
let's try it here, instead:
In this country, people are innocent until proven guilty... therefore, perhaps it was consensual, the octopus (*STILL SNORKING* [think James Bond and Octopussy...]) was of legal age, and they were married in a simple, yet tasteful, ceremony in Las Vegas... still makes me throw up a little in my mouth...
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 04:08 PM
Siouxie - It's sended in. Geesh.
Posted by: Punkin | July 06, 2008 at 04:11 PM
I want to know how he explained the 36,000 suction marks on his back to his wife.
Posted by: Punkin | July 06, 2008 at 04:12 PM
Psssstttt... Punkin'... "spider bites" works
ALLmostsome of the time...Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 04:20 PM
Spiderbite? What's the little punk baby got to do with it???
Posted by: Punkin | July 06, 2008 at 04:22 PM
I think his self image was justified.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 06, 2008 at 04:45 PM
This story SUCKS...
Posted by: eilbeback | July 06, 2008 at 05:09 PM
I guess I ought to send this one in then.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 06, 2008 at 06:06 PM
I can understand getting involved with, say, a 7-limbed creature, but an octopus -- that's just sick!
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 06, 2008 at 07:35 PM
MS, once you've had an 8-limbed creature, you never go back!
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 09:44 PM
Ok...octopus porn...yeh weird.
(though by no meens uprecidented, see the 1820 Japanese woodcut "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife")
But i don't think thats the crazy part...
Tigers. TIGERS.
I meen common, if you say "eat me" it might take you LITERALY.
Posted by: Joben | July 06, 2008 at 10:27 PM
So, sent in by everyone, then.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 07, 2008 at 05:30 PM
Oh! Actual octopus porn! I was just assuming it was Japanese anime...
Posted by: DRC | July 07, 2008 at 05:49 PM