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July 23, 2008

THE TIME HAS COME

Mandatory federal registration of peanuts.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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are circus peanuts still okay?

Oh nuts.

Linus has been asking for it.

That woman sounded like she was a freak from the circus - that is the peanut crammer, not the crammee....

It's only a matter of time til Ms. Lee starts boiling the neighbor's peanuts.

You all know what they say...

"When peanuts are outlawed..."

Jesse Jackson can be put in charge of collecting them.

Knowing our court system her lawyer will have her back on the streets in a JIF.

My nephew is deathly allergic to peanuts; a peanut touching his lips would have sent him scrambling for his injector. This is definitely a murder attempt or at least an assault. For us, the funny wore off years ago about peanuts. The other aggressive acts make it obvious that there was intended harm, so she'll probably get seven to ten for this.

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