Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
So what then, does his patio bar have tools hanging from it and a place to park his riding-mower? If that thing's a shed then I'm Brad Pitt -- and I ain't, I checked. My mirrors work.
If this man deigns to call himself the Shed King, let him go forth and promulgate his shed designs throughout the land. And if indeed his shed design proves superior to all others, then his title will be canonized, and all shall bow before him.
If not, we'll just beat the crap out of him. And then have a nice, cool beer in his shed.
Holy Shed!
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 08, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Nice dog house.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 08, 2008 at 03:07 PM
American version . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | July 08, 2008 at 03:14 PM
MKJ, that would be the redneck version.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 08, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Siou: Lak ah said, hon . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | July 08, 2008 at 03:25 PM
aha - but what of arthur 'two-sheds' johnson???
i'm still pondering the link btn sheds and pubs.
Posted by: queensbee | July 08, 2008 at 03:56 PM
I like my shed better. A giant cocktail umbrella over the wet bar. :)
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | July 08, 2008 at 07:00 PM
Curse you Tim from Sudbury! I'll get you next year. I swear it!
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | July 08, 2008 at 09:43 PM
I was only thinking of building another shed, queensbee. If I had built a second one, it most certainly would have been like Tim from Sudbury's.
Posted by: Arthur Jackson | July 08, 2008 at 11:38 PM
So what then, does his patio bar have tools hanging from it and a place to park his riding-mower? If that thing's a shed then I'm Brad Pitt -- and I ain't, I checked. My mirrors work.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 08, 2008 at 11:51 PM
Some call him Tim...
If this man deigns to call himself the Shed King, let him go forth and promulgate his shed designs throughout the land. And if indeed his shed design proves superior to all others, then his title will be canonized, and all shall bow before him.
If not, we'll just beat the crap out of him. And then have a nice, cool beer in his shed.
Posted by: MAC | July 08, 2008 at 11:58 PM
That's England. They don't chill their beer.
Posted by: Circuit7 | July 09, 2008 at 10:52 AM
You people are not shedding any light on this situation at all.
Posted by: jeffmatt | July 09, 2008 at 12:42 PM
You people are not shedding any light on this situation at all.
Posted by: jeffmatt | July 09, 2008 at 12:42 PM