THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Guys....don't read that. Really.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 06, 2008 at 03:25 PM
How much is your penis worth???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:26 PM
AMEN to Annie... Dave, you HAVE to post a "If you are a man, "DON'T CLICK HERE" warning on this!
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:32 PM
His new rotator cuff placement will come in handy.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 06, 2008 at 03:32 PM
I always wondered about Stubby Kaye...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 06, 2008 at 03:42 PM
'You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind,' said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer.
Thank you Mr. Bleeding Obvious.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 06, 2008 at 03:48 PM
Maybe if the G stood for gazillion...
Posted by: Mr Death | July 06, 2008 at 04:41 PM
A GUY DOCTOR can't tell the difference between scrotum and penis? Fine 'im AND yank his license forEVER!
Posted by: eilbeback | July 06, 2008 at 05:05 PM
OK, eil, don't use the word "yank" in this story ever again, OK???
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 05:14 PM
When I saw that I knew somebody would send it in, so I didn't even think about it.. And I'm still not going to think about it... Considering that lack of said organ tends to create a possible stumbling block to high financial gain by the gender not having it to begin with... Don;'t get me - and others - started...
Posted by: Kathybear | July 06, 2008 at 05:29 PM
This is why I do not sign up for organ donation.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 06, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Speaking as a guy of the male persuation, a total severing of one`s penis is NEVER described as `superficial`.....
And if it were me, I would accept the money, so long as it was accompanied by a fashional velvet sack containing the surgeon`s `stones` IYKWIMAIKYD
Posted by: Afkat | July 06, 2008 at 08:35 PM