SERIOUSLY CREEPY TOY NEWS

Police smashed a window to rescue a seemingly unconscious baby from a vehicle in Queensland last week, only to find it was a doll. 

A seriously creepy doll.

(Thanks to Wes von Papineau, sj haller and estrogen centrale)

Comments

[Just Sara]

"People do have to be careful when they go out with them. I tell them to hold them properly, not dangle them by one leg or something, because other people do think they are real babies and become alarmed."

Huh? How many adults actually go out with their baby dolls?

[Lairbo]

Which they then fed to a plush toy dingo.

[Alex]

...and it was promptly euthanized.

[insomniac]

...or give cards out that say "I am not a doll. I am a human being!" to all babies...

[MartiniShark]

How long before this company branches out into the adult toy market? They may have to hire additional milk-spot application technicians only for other reasons.

[crossgirl]

wait..you're not supposed to hold real babies by one leg? NOW you tell me.

[Margaritaville]

That. Is. F***ed. Up. That is all.

[Steve Haller]

(sigh) Whatever happened to normal dolls?

[Suzy Q]

Brought to you by the makers of Yoda.

[Siouxie]

Punkin makes dolls like that. She's a little disturbed. Ok..a LOT.

[Barbie]

That is like SO bogus. Hmmmphhhh!

[PirateBoy]

Baby on bored (sic)?

[jacolvin]

Has anyone ever seen those dolls that look like they're "hiding" in a corner? They're about 2-3 feet tall, dressed in little kid clothing, and they lean facing the wall.
The first time I saw one I thought, "Wow, that's a really quiet kid." After awhile, when I realized it wasn't moving, I thought, "Wow, is that a *dead* kid? Did these people have their kid taxidermied or something? Or is he/she just really really shy?" It kind of creeped me out. Then I thought, "What have they done with their pets?"

[oldmanatee]

Is it just me, or did ayone else notice hat is one seriously ugly woman?

Yes, I am that shallow.

Oh yeah, the doll is ugly too.
Other thanthat, I really don't have a cmment on the story.

[Ednausean]

Putting a 'This is not a real baby, it's a $600 toy' on the doll will prevent Policemen from breaking your stupid car,,,,,,But, a thief would '

Solution: put the brat in the trunk DUMMY!

Remember those 'This car has no radio' signs?
Too many thieves brokk the glass just to swipe the %^$&*g sign DUMMY! AND, you have to pay the deductable to the insurer DOUBLEDUMMY!!

[silver]

I didn't grow old because I stopped playing with dolls, but if i had a doll like that when I was little, I woudl probably have never slept. Ever.

[ifits_not_1thing_its3]

"...and they flop like a baby."

(Now there's a disturbing mental picture.)

[Laurie]

"You don't stop playing with dolls because you grow old"

OH YES YOU DO!!!

[Clown Puppy]

I've heard about her. She posts all the time on a sometimes ~really creepy~ Website: www.disturbingauctions.com.