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July 25, 2008

LAWN CARE PROFESSIONAL

Key quoteHe told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

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*zips in*™

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...

And I'll be the FIRST one to start crying - or shooting.

Well, in fairness the lawn mower started it . . . wait, uh

"A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning."

Probably because he shot the phone the last time he had trouble with it.

What could possibly go wrong?

He thought it was a deer. (John Deere. Get it?)

She said he was intoxicated.
Well, duh....

Seriously. Why can't you shoot your own damn lawn mower if you can own a gun?

I completely sympathize. We had a Lawn Boy lawnmower and it was a worthless piece of crap. It NEVER started. You had to practically dislocate your shoulder yanking on the thing. I suggest that the gentleman go out and buy a Honda, which starts instantly.

Possible Class Action Lawsuit Against Gas Lawnmower Manufactures For Lying About The Engines Horsepower Rating!

If you or someone you know has purchased a Gas Powered Lawnmower, for their own use (not commercial use), after January 1, 1994, please
go to;

http://www.yourlawyer.com/topics/overview/Lawnmower_Horsepower_Fraud

and fill out the form for a FREE Case Evaluation.

Thanks,

Jeff

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