JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, THEY SHOULD TASER IT ANYWAY

Police say UFO was just the Moon

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

First to say: "That's no moon!"

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Typical shoddy reporting -- they failed to note whether alcohol was involved. My money's on "yes".

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Hat trick?

*crickets*

[Jeff Meyerson]

We're gonna need a much bigger taser.

[Margaritaville]

The must have been smoking some strong skin.

[Margaritaville]

Tosses a unused *y* up there to form a complete sentence.

[MartiniShark]

This same person called from the beach to ask why the water kept waving at them.

[Annie Where-but-here]

That's no moon. That's the neighbor's underwear on a clothesline.

[KJP]

Caller: "But, but... it hit me in the eye, like a big pizza pie."
Control: "Sir, that's amoré."

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

*snork* at KJP

[MrBil]

This is so like you to blog something like this. I hope I never have to shake your hand. Mr Bary...........Ha ................Thank you!

[eilbeback]

Instead of saying "South Wales Police, how can I help?", control room staff now say "South Wales Police what is your emergency?"

Clarification is everything...

[Moon]

JUST the Moon??

JUST THE MOON???

Pbbbbttt!